Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 11:31 PM CST
Once upon a time, a
went
and decided to
He was
in
and there was even a quite decent
no
(of course) to celebrate his arrival
The days went on and F**all happened in
. It was all
about the bible
And St Peter was a guy with very bad breath that made our
hero
Days went on and our
felt
and
. He started being
and
the place where everything was so
(hehe...in fact quite hot)
tried to cure his
with more and more
shit, to no avail.
One day through a
he saw an old comrade
and
making fun of our
It was enough for him,
got an
to
from freaking
, so he got clothed as a
, he also stole
from stupid
(who was so
) and rode all the way down back home.
Once back there, he was summoned by the big
boss who was so
Our
tried to
and
but the big
was not a stupid
The hell
got in session and decided to kick our
out of there. Even
was invited to stay (just because
got on their nerves and needed to walk), but they were so
with
. He
and asked mercy but no and
was the final verdict.
Come back to earth then? nowhere to go?
Big
boss, old wise bastard managed to shout at him:
"There is only one chance, second chance is only goddamned
"
Our devil came back to earth and signed up in CS to meet his
It was his way to
and honor his old home.
Good night honey.