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Possible GWB resignation speech..

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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:56 PM CST
Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.'
Not doing it this time.
If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore.
I do know something terrible has happened,
and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit.
Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment,
or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you:
There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.
I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.


Let's start local. Politicians and the news media have sold you a bill of goods.
Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank.
And that's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.


Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.


We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing.
If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let
the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died'
crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily
had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.'
Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.



Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods,
same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official
US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established
that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you? Now some of you morons are considering another and more evil Clinton for president!!!!

Go figure that one!! She wants to take your kids away and let the 'Whole Village' raise them! i.e. governmental indoctrination. Look this one up!!

The rest of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding
of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan,
a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist
who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq
to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your
money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens,
who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to reelect him.
He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should
top our foreign aid to Israel. Did you sleep through high school?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy.
Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and
economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do.
We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.


Continued
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 23, 2008, 9:57 PM CST
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are.
They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'


Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing
things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do.
You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.



Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.
Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you smoke a joint
or snort cocaine, crack, etc., or send a donation to a cut-and-run
Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well
FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist.
It a mounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet.
It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News.
But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter.
Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will
always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave
a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.



I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet,
is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion
that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years.
No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected,
and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.
Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.


Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America.

Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.


PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.
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Arlene101
Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 12:29 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are.
They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.' Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing
things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do.
You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.



Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.
Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you smoke a joint
or snort cocaine, crack, etc., or send a donation to a cut-and-run
Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well
FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist.
It a mounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet.
It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News.
But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter.
Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will
always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave
a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.
I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet,
is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion
that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years.
No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected,
and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.
Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall. Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America.

Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off. PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.
I Think you should have thrown your hat in the ring!thumbs up thumbs up
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 4:37 AM CST


What, and not wait for the great cultural and political icon Dennis Kusinich to impeach him? rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:31 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are.
They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.' Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing
things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do.
You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.



Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.
Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you smoke a joint
or snort cocaine, crack, etc., or send a donation to a cut-and-run
Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well
FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist.
It a mounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet.
It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News.
But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter.
Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will
always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave
a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.
I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet,
is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion
that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years.
No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected,
and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.
Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall. Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America.

Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off. PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.
Oh my,Pat!!
They're gonna be on you like "White on Rice"sigh uh oh! grin
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:32 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
What, and not wait for the great cultural and political icon Dennis Kusinich to impeach him?
You ain't talking about the Guy that looks like "Howdy-Doody" ?rolling on the floor laughing
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StressFree
small city, Kalmar Sweden
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:

The rest of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding
of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan,
a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist
who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq
to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your
money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens,
who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to reelect him.
He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should
top our foreign aid to Israel. Did you sleep through high school?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy.


Wake up old school! Fear is the enemy. Nice of you to generalize and twist things lol....but I did like the rest of your post. True...America needs to wake up...change we can believe in!

Put a flower in your hair....it's 1967 all over again. Let the demonstrations and protests begin!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jefBWhE6VYk&feature=related
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ooby_dooby
Ashland, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:24 AM CST
You're a little late with this copy/paste clap trap. I read this over 2 weeks ago on another message board. But keep up the good work diseminating propaganda from the ghost writer spin doctors of the Bush administration.
There will always be people who just can't see the forest for the trees. There are even people alive today who worship Adolph Hitler so it wouldn't surprise me if long after W is rotting in the ground there will be people who believe he was a god and will build shrines to him.
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:37 AM CST
OMG...

HJFinAZ.. I'm concerned for you.

sigh:

We really must do something about your S&M fixation
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:07 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
What, and not wait for the great cultural and political icon Dennis Kusinich to impeach him?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Another waste of time. Let's impeach Bush they cry and then we watch most of the dems back away from their rhetoric. They know (yes they know) they are as culpable as Bush and they are at least smart enough to not hang their own asses iout even though they said they would. What a dog and pony show and what a waste of money for nothing more than political showboating.

Wait for it.... Wait for it....... barfing .... Whew, now I feel better...laugh
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:56 AM CST
Sparky55 wrote:
Another waste of time. Let's impeach Bush they cry and then we watch most of the dems back away from their rhetoric. They know (yes they know) they are as culpable as Bush and they are at least smart enough to not hang their own asses iout even though they said they would. What a dog and pony show and what a waste of money for nothing more than political showboating.

Wait for it.... Wait for it....... .... Whew, now I feel better...


It's an old P.R. tactic and it's been used all over the place. No doubt Republicans are guilty of it, too. Generate a document like this and you give rise to the assumption that the issue is real and valid. Then you just drop the issue and let everyone TALK about it as if it had happened.

I've been in P.R. for many years. There are all sorts of sneaky tricks like this that some of us will NOT resort to - but we know it when we see it. "Rumor Campaigns" are also a tactic which you see many times. I don't mean just in the political forums, everywhere! We would all be better served if we watched for them...they are usually the ones which have NOOOOO facts to support them. D'oh!
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:57 AM CST
Better yet




I fucked up....bye!!


GWB
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 8:57 AM CST
Better yet




I fucked up....bye!!


GWB
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:01 AM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Oh my,Pat!!
They're gonna be on you like "White on Rice"


Conrad..............Why, would they be on me? Sweet, innocent, obedient me...wink

Surely you cannot think that "I" would toss in something like this to simply. shall we say "stir the pot"????devil




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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:03 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
Conrad..............Why, would they be on me? Sweet, innocent, obedient me...

Surely you cannot think that "I" would toss in something like this to simply. shall we say "stir the pot"????
Well,I guess you know the reasons.laugh rolling on the floor laughing wave
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:04 AM CST
Hello Boys!wave
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:08 AM CST
[quote=StressFree]

Put a flower in your hair....it's 1967 all over again. Let the demonstrations and protests begin!!!!!!!/quote]


Hell, in 1967 I was married, owned my first business, had a kid, driving race cars going after my first championship and seeing how drunk I could stay and for how long.

I am all for protests and demonstrations, BRING EM ON.....
devil
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:12 AM CST
ooby_dooby wrote:
You're a little late with this copy/paste clap trap. I read this over 2 weeks ago on another message board. But keep up the good work diseminating propaganda from the ghost writer spin doctors of the Bush administration.
There will always be people who just can't see the forest for the trees. There are even people alive today who worship Adolph Hitler so it wouldn't surprise me if long after W is rotting in the ground there will be people who believe he was a god and will build shrines to him.


I know...sigh It is a tough job, but someone has to do it....dunno


wink
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:13 AM CST
Come on.... do you really think President George W. Bush would resign?

I say H3LL NO!!

You know he wants to rub every god hating, baby killing Democrat's nose in the dirt as long as he can and he will do it with a huge smile on his face.

Zee
cheers
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:15 AM CST
Zeelander wrote:
Come on.... do you really think President George W. Bush would resign?

I say H3LL NO!!

You know he wants to rub every god hating, baby killing Democrat's nose in the dirt as long as he can and he will do it with a huge smile on his face.

Zee



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