You know if you meet someone you like that vertically challenged you can always get them an orange box to stand on if it helps.
Alan lad was a midget, and he had his films made in such a way that he appeared tall or filmed uphill or even stood on a crate while filming.
Then Erol Flynn was tall but had terrible bad breath apparently......which is to be whats expected if your previous career was castrating lambs with your teeth!!
And yes, if you read his biography you'll find its true!! No vomiting.