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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES..... (just one pic here)




oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:00 AM CST
(I'm not sure if this has been posted here before...)

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time--no emailing.

Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.

He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn themselves with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!

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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:17 AM CST
Don't see any volunteers, funny that !!! ! ! ! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
gingerb wrote:
Don't see any volunteers, funny that !!! ! ! !



yeah... strange confused


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:32 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

chickens!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:46 AM CST
Oslo, I usually totally enjoy your contributions to CS ... BUT this time ..............


























You have surpassed yourself!!!!

cheers This is defenately my fav!!!!! handshake hug bouquet of flowers
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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:50 AM CST
FlowerOfTheSun wrote:
Oslo, I usually totally enjoy your contributions to CS ... BUT this time ..............You have surpassed yourself!!!!

This is defenately my fav!!!!!




Aaawww, thank you!

I just got by mail, so it's not like I made it up...laugh


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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:56 AM CST
I'm on for the challenge....but only if I get called "Dad" at the end! laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:57 AM CST
Fallingman wrote:
I'm on for the challenge....but only if I get called "Dad" at the end!


Aaawww .. hahaha

Hellooooo FM wave hug
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 6:59 AM CST
Hello Claire! wave
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:01 AM CST
hahaha cheering
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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 7:20 AM CST
another good one Oslo, its thanks to Arlene for this one

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oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 9:22 AM CST
foreveryoung1 wrote:
another good one Oslo, its thanks to Arlene for this one




Oh, that's where it came from...


Thanks Arlene!!!wave
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