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Off Incest Repellent. Back off, daddy!


Bring your favorite mexican? Bring your favorite mexican?




Well, as long as it is gentle...


"If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine's Day... Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be."
Honey, I didn't get you flowers, but I did arranged your funeral


"24 Hour Animal and Pest Control"... including those annoying babies.


Rejuvenate your skin... Wow – what a difference! Isn't that Keith Carradine?


"Eat Kids Free"
Special offer for kid eaters


Thanks to my dentist, I'm wearing my favorite jeans again."
Sounds like the dentist is operating on the wrong end


"We took a young woman with severe memory loss and helped her forget she ever had it."
Now that's an achievement


Instruments are not expensive as long as you keep your pants down.


Apparently, germans like their Easter Bunny with huge boobs
NOTE: What's even scarier, the text translates to: "boob-bunny: funny cuddle-bunny with boobs and pubic hair [sic!] It's a hit for everyone! gift-hint! size: 10 inches."


"The ducks refused medical treatment and left the area" ...no way to convince them!


A speedy turtle on a crime spree? Where's the traffic police when you need them?

absolutely brilliant can't pick a winner however if any secret admirers want to buy me a gift for next valentines day I have seen a nice pine box with brass handles i like

need to get me some sheep fun

That incest repellent aint looked on too kindly where I'm from..

Great ads! Thanks for the laugh

You better pick well the "secret admirers" , otherwise chances might be you get some " future arrangements "

Brilliant!!!

These are fabulous!!!

excellent!!!

Too funny! Any guy who makes my funeral arrangements as a Valentine's Day gift may instead be needing them for himself. Can I get the phone number for that facial rejuvenation clinic?

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