Posted: Jun 24, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'
So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to da hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and da doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat great!'
Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' Da doctor den held up a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too.'
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an den da doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!'
Da doctor den delivered another boy and said, 'Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their tree children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, 'How come we got tree on da first try?'
Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a damn good ting I didn't get da WD-40.
That was from my dad.....heading back to work now...lol