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The Original Computer

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The Original Computer




oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 2:38 AM CST


Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy..






You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!
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cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 2:39 AM CST
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port st lucie, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 2:43 AM CST
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 3:04 AM CST
oslojente wrote:
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy.. You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yep,things sure change!uh oh!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 3:06 AM CST
No floppy here,, just a huge hard drive!yay
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 3:17 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
No floppy here,, just a huge hard drive!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 3:18 AM CST

Don't be thinking so dirtywink sticking out tongue

I was serious... 160 GB !
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 3:19 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Don't be thinking so dirty

I was serious... 160cm !


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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 3:21 AM CST
scold

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Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 12:24 PM CST
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Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 12:25 PM CST
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