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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
bubba and ray(civil engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. a woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "we are supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said bubba, "but we dont have a ladder." the woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. ray shook his head and laughed, "aint that just like a woman! we ask for height and she gives us lenght!"....................................bubba and ray are currently working for the government, supervising the reconstruction of the new orleans levees.laugh
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Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 4:53 PM CST
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 4:56 PM CST
darlynda wrote:
bubba and ray(civil engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. a woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "we are supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said bubba, "but we dont have a ladder." the woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. ray shook his head and laughed, "aint that just like a woman! we ask for height and she gives us lenght!"....................................bubba and ray are currently working for the government, supervising the reconstruction of the new orleans levees.



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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 5:30 PM CST
Hey my name is Ray and I am a civil engineer......

Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...

Zee

ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....sticking out tongue
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slim1977
Grand Rapids, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 5:32 PM CST
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nomindgames
Painesville, Ohio USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 5:34 PM CST
Zeelander wrote:
Hey my name is Ray and I am a civil engineer......

Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...

Zee

ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....


That's not new on here or any site.Alot of people arn't who they say nor do they have employment they put in profile.Sad but true.You were just honest about itsticking out tongue


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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 5:37 PM CST
nomindgames wrote:
That's not new on here or any site.Alot of people arn't who they say nor do they have employment they put in profile.Sad but true.You were just honest about it


I think the point might have been missed.... but that's ok, it wasn't that funny.

Zee
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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 5:45 PM CST
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 5:49 PM CST
zeelander i got the joke! just like men but i do admit some women are worse than that!
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 5:58 PM CST
Zeelander wrote:
Hey my name is Ray and I am a civil engineer......

Plus, that story isn't believable...... no woman could find anything in her purse that fast or without dumping it out...

Zee

ps. my name isn't ray and I'm not a civil engineer....
rolling on the floor laughing i got itlips
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 6:00 PM CST
baileysqueen wrote:
zeelander i got the joke! just like men but i do admit some women are worse than that!


So true.... I was married to a woman who could find anything in her purse, then tell me that I'm no different because I always lost my keys too... Most of the time when she couldn't find her keys she would take mine..... I would ask her to dump her purse and there would be both sets of keys... LOL.

Zee
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 6:02 PM CST
darlynda wrote:
i got it


My joking days are now done.....

IT WASN"T THAT FUNNY....

Y'all are making me feel bad....crying

Zee
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baileysqueen
kingston upon thames, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 6:04 PM CST
why are we making you feel bad?! and yes i do that i lose my keys and purse and phone every single day if i didn't have my head screwed on i reckon i would lose that too!
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 6:13 PM CST
Zeelander wrote:
My joking days are now done.....

IT WASN"T THAT FUNNY....

Y'all are making me feel bad....

Zee
i am sooooo sorry....dont feel badhug
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 6:35 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ....Will they be moving on to Iowa now???
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
....Will they be moving on to Iowa now???
who me? and if so why iowa?confused
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 6:42 PM CST
the engineers!!D'oh!



You know, the levee breaks and the floodsD'oh!


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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 7:06 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
the engineers!!
You know, the levee breaks and the floods hellooooooooo


The people of Iowa didn't whine about a little water, so you don't see the coverage. They just picked up am went on with their lives.

Zee
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 7:09 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
the engineers!!
You know, the levee breaks and the floods hellooooooooo
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 25, 2008, 7:10 PM CST
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