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Do you think one could be accused of being guilty of ageism by telling a joke obout elderly folk
I ask because on a different site I was accused of it because I told a joke about 3 elderly ladies and a sreaker

NO!!! Absolutely not!! Who better to tell jokes about being elderly than those of us who are in that catergory.

Good morning Pat

hahaha

Good morning Anne
Well being in that catergory myself thats exactly what I thought

thats it.. we can tell jokes like that.. if we ARE like that..

Why are fat people always happy and jolly?


Because they can't fight.. and they cant RUN!


A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

See.. I CAN tell those.. because I am fat.. and blonde.

The joke in question was


3 old ladies were out for a walk when the saw a streaker coming towards them
One of them fainted
another had a heart attack
And the third one had a "Stroke"

AND I CAN TELL THEM JOKES BECAUSE IM OLD

[quote=Claayer]thats it.. we can tell jokes like that.. if we ARE like that..

Why are fat people always happy and jolly? Because they can't fight.. and they cant RUN! A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

See.. I CAN tell those.. because I am fat.. and blonde.[/quote]

The one things you are Claire, clear for everyone to see is beautiful with a beautiful soul

I know a great blond joke Claire!!!

Guy says to blond colleague at the office : "right had enough for today, I'm going home"
Blond replies: "oh yeah, we still have to go"

Guy says watch me then proceeds to unscrew the lightbulb from ceiling light fitting. He then hangs onto light fitting with feet and hands like a monkey.

The boss walks in and asks: "What do you think you're doing?"
Guy hanging from light fitting: "I'm a lightbulb"
Boss: "You're clearly overstressed, you'd better take the rest of the day off"

At which point the blond grabs her bag and coat and starts making her way out

Boss: "And where do YOU think you're going?"
Blond: "Well, you don't really expect me to work in the dark!!" and walks off!!!!

hahahah!

I only know vulgar jokes about blondes... The worst I can't write here in fear of getting a ban!!


What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning?
- She gets dressed and go home.



Why does blondes wear green lipstick?
- Because red means "Stop"



Man: "Am I the first man you have ever made love to?"
Blonde: "Yes of course, and why do all men keep asking me that?"



Why are 20 blondes standing outside a club?
- They are waiting for the last one, because the sign says you have to be 21!


And then, of couse:

Why will there be a civil war in 25 years?
- Because by then the blondes will have understood all the blonde-jokes!

you can be accused of anything by anyone no matter what you say. The key is how you handle the accusations.

hahah this is true

There you arrrrre!! I kept missing your name

humor is based upon being politically in correct. If everyone was politically correct, nothing would be funny. A joke is based upon laughing at someone or something.

They will get over it!!

Ok, the two, old, fat, graying blonde Tarzanian pilots are flying their Cessna waaaay up in the cloudy sky,

one turns to the other and says, "what are those mountain goats doing up here?"

Some people probably need to lighten up. Or you could start your joke with "Three non-gender-specific non-descript individuals..."