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Paddys chat up lines! :)

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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:27 AM CST
1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!


2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!


3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!


4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!


5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:28 AM CST
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wave Helloo Mini hug
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yoursuperman
Lynchburg, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:30 AM CST
you seen this one .


can you please send me a picture" i am on toilet and i need your picture so it will scare chit out me LOLrolling on the floor laughing
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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:30 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Helloo Mini


Hey! wave

My favourite is the spanner one!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:31 AM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
you seen this one . can you please send me a picture" i am on toilet and i need your picture so it will scare chit out me LOL


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Thats brilliant !
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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:31 AM CST
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:32 AM CST
minimoo wrote:
1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!



Nice one!!!


Now i am screwed for the international meets tooD'oh! grin
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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:32 AM CST
martyg wrote:
Nice one!!!Now i am screwed for the international meets too


Dont worry Marty - I will get u some new ones! rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:35 AM CST
minimoo wrote:
Dont worry Marty - I will get u some new ones!




Cant waitwink hug
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:37 AM CST
minimoo wrote:
1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!



hahaha - such charm rolling on the floor laughing


Mornin Minimoo wave hug
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:39 AM CST
minimoo wrote:
1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!
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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:41 AM CST

6....How was heaven when you left.


7....Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!


8.....Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.


9.....The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!


10...Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.


11..."You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"


12...Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?


13...I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?


14...If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!


15...I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot


16...I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


17...Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?


18...If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.


19...I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?


20...I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
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minimoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:42 AM CST
Afternoon Trish!

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trish123 wrote:
hahaha - such charm Mornin Minimoo
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:45 AM CST
minimoo wrote:
Afternoon Trish!


Ok Ok sticking out tongue
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 9:47 AM CST
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