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If she doesn't call you, it's because she is waiting for you to call her ......
When she walks away from you mad, Follow her.......
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her.....
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and dont let go.....
When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her.....
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong.....
When she ignores you,Give her your attention....
When she pulls away, Pull her back.....
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful.....
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word....
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.....
When she's scared, Protect her.....
When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her.....
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh.....
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.....
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up.....
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.....
When she grabs at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers.....
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.....
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.....
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.....
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.....
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.....
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.....
Grab her butt when you kiss her.....
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.....
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her.....
When she says she's ok don't believe it ...talk with her.....
Call her on her birthday to tell her you love her.....
Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up.....
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.....
Tease her and let her tease you back.....
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.....
Watch her favorite movie with her, or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.....
Give her the world.....
Let her wear your clothes....
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.....
Let her know she's important.....
Kiss her in the pouring rain.....
Dance with her when it's lightly raining.....
Don't let your pride stand in the way.....
Show the world how much you love her.....
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who's ass am I kicking
babe?"

The Ideal Woman:

Gives blowjobs while serving a red steak and beer during Super Bowl.

VERY,VERY GOOD.....

How do you know so much about me Anne

And doesn't get in the way of the TV while she's doing it!

very nice, sums up everything in a perfict relationship.

very romantic...even the blow job thing

Sounds good to me is there no end to your talents?

I like my steak medium rare!!

Really? So many, many details...gonna take awhile to memorize. Which butt cheek should one squeeze again...?

Come on, like any of us expect or even want all this stuff. I'm not in the market for an ass-kisser. Be nice is the bottom line. If I have to tell you how to do that, forget it.

I agree, but...well...in what sense exactly do you want me to be nice?

And you're not sure you want to end up an American? Sounds like you're already most of the way there.

excellent answer!!

Anyhow, I think I've licked this problem: squeeze both butt cheeks simultaneously while telling her that you probably love her.

hahaha.. Oh yeah.. that would work I'm sure

And guys say we're too complex Looks easy enough to me.

Sweet list, Lass, but I'm going to totally disagree with one thing...

I mean what I say, and I say what I mean...no games
(I hate it when a guy thinks "no" means "yes"...errr )

If in doubt, squeeze both.