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Aries- You're number 1 again this week! Aquarius is cathing up though and behind the giggles and smiling face of that leo in your life, lies the person who really wants your crown. Tell them to stuff it then giggle at them like they do with you! The colour yellow appeals to you this week in all ways; but, (warning) that doesn't mean you can run 'round peeing in public all week. It's you who loves the colour, keep it to yourself.

Taurus- shhh, it's really you who is number 1, just don't tell an Aries. Yeah it looks like the world is against you, but it's really their envious need to be in your shoes by knocking you out of them and since you're soooo grounded you could care less about the shoes. Feck the shoes.. barefoot works best anyway. I repeat, because I am a taurus, feck the shoes!.. With the sun spreading cancer's emotions the word tender appeals right now...just thinking about it might set you adrift in streaming sensual thought.

Gemini- you don't get a number,()Sorry! but, who needs them? You couldn't paint by number, tell time by numbers, or believe how many numbered kids you really have. (who numbers their kids anyway?) On the good side, you can count, and blessings abound, you'll be counting a few those! I'd remind you to put your keys in the same place so you always know where to find them but ... you don't need them right now do you, so who cares where they are.

Cancer- with the sun pouring its energy into your birthsign you'll be feeling all the more crabby, but in a I like myself, I don't need this shyte, my shell is the best place, sort of way. Unfortunately the world around you is getting that same sun, and is getting a dose of cancer's sensitive nature, some wayyy over sensitive. Smile its nice to see others being like you, if only for a short time. Knock on thier shells, tell them its ok to come out and play.

Leo- Its almost your time to shine, you can feel it coming, and you hear the catterwalling clambour of fame and fortune in the distance. Don't wait! Get a new doo, a new outfit and a new personality, yes the old one is ok, (like I needed to tell you )but things change...oh and if you have scorpio anywhere in your first four planets, well you may not need new or old clothes if you know what I mean.

Virgo- Usually under the suns influence of cancer you get more sensitive to the plight of others, but for some reason, you could care feckin less this week. Why oh why? While you're trying to figure it out and failing not to realize how badly you just want to held, the world just speeds by you!! Pay attention, stick your foot out(metaphorically) in that virgonian of yours and trip someone up! Holding them after the fall works and giving is always better than recieving.

Libra- I don't have a clue! WTF have you been doing? Lets try to work this out. You have about 30 things on the go, another 30 planned and you still haven't bought the writing pad you need to keep track of it all. People are asking you whats next, and what to do about this and that and you're just winging it, hoping everything falls into place. Right place, wrong place? Let you know who sort that sh*t out, as long as it finds a place who are you to say if it belongs there or not?!! Phew! that was easier than I thought, well maybe not for you though

Scorpio- Funny how well you stay afloat really, isn't it?! Another water sign influencing your bouyancy and drenching you in the sea of reality and illusion and you keep bouncing back up like a cork. If only you could pour this over the rest of us! .. well you can, but be choosey, that one special person loves to innundated just like you, but may need floatation devices to keep up with you.

Sagittarius- That was funny huh... remember how they squirmed when you said that.. hahaha .. Is that a foot in your mouth...again??? No one likes their own feet like a saggy. Try not to overdo your charming and sometimes tactless nature this week, you'll need at least one foot to get around on. Actually people think its cute when you're hopping with a foot in your mouth, so they miss the tactless thing all together.

Capricorn- The world sure is in a fecked up state and you're just the one to solve it. I mean solve it ALL... trouble is, no one is listening, but life does have a bonus in that regard. As long as no one is paying attention you can pretty much run around naked and not offend anyone. Its not normally you, but have a go, you might like it! PS, the cops are the only ones paying attention at this time..

Aquarius- Saving the world from itself is a daunting task and after having mastered the art of 'spreading yourself so thin you can't tell where you are anymore'.. it will become clear that you need someone to help pick up all the pieces. Just make sure that someone is not a garbage collector, remember the last time your ass was grass and dumped in the garbage!

Pisces-You feel like smiling, you feel like crying, you feel like laughing, you feel like calling that one person and having them over for a lifetime, you feel like rippin the arse out of that annoying fecker at work, you feel like swimmin upstream against the flow, you feel like headin for the bottom to rest. .. you just feel like huggin and punching, diving and dipping, jumping and wading .. all week .. isn't life grand!

Pisces-You feel like smiling, you feel like crying, you feel like laughing, you feel like calling that one person and having them over for a lifetime, you feel like rippin the arse out of that annoying fecker at work, you feel like swimmin upstream against the flow, you feel like headin for the bottom to rest. .. you just feel like huggin and punching, diving and dipping, jumping and wading .. all week .. isn't life grand!

Spot on oh Mystic Al

Not true

Taurus- shhh, it's really you who is number 1, just don't tell an Aries. Yeah it looks like the world is against you, but it's really their envious need to be in your shoes by knocking you out of them and since you're soooo grounded you could care less about the shoes. Feck the shoes.. barefoot works best anyway. I repeat, because I am a taurus, feck the shoes!.. With the sun spreading cancer's emotions the word tender appeals right now...just thinking about it might set you adrift in streaming sensual thought.


I'm right there with you!! "FECK the shoes!"


mmmmmmmmmmmmm tender.... just the word tender.... brings to mind warm nights of laying on a couch with my head in someones lap and they are playing with my neck and hair with a soft touch....

Libra- I don't have a clue! WTF have you been doing? Lets try to work this out. You have about 30 things on the go, another 30 planned and you still haven't bought the writing pad you need to keep track of it all. People are asking you whats next, and what to do about this and that and you're just winging it, hoping everything falls into place. Right place, wrong place? Let you know who sort that sh*t out, as long as it finds a place who are you to say if it belongs there or not?!! Phew! that was easier than I thought, well maybe not for you though

This is definitely me this week.....

hey that'll be enough of that!! ... oh ok go for it ....

Oo I love these.. thanks for bringing them back Al

naaaawwwwww I'll stop now before I get meself into trouble.

Bnatural some of it is true.

To be honest there's times when I haven't a clue and there are times when I perfer to remain clueless. (laughing and grining at the same time.)

But I do have plenty of note pads and calendars and do write things down. Lifes never easy I've learned to go with the flow.


Libra- I don't have a clue! WTF have you been doing? Lets try to work this out. You have about 30 things on the go, another 30 planned and you still haven't bought the writing pad you need to keep track of it all. People are asking you whats next, and what to do about this and that and you're just winging it, hoping everything falls into place. Right place, wrong place? Let you know who sort that sh*t out, as long as it finds a place who are you to say if it belongs there or not?!! Phew! that was easier than I thought, well maybe not for you though

MysticAl BnaturAl...

hehehe, you tripped yourself up ...

Taking notes here

Libra- I don't have a clue! WTF have you been doing? Lets try to work this out. You have about 30 things on the go, another 30 planned and you still haven't bought the writing pad you need to keep track of it all. People are asking you whats next, and what to do about this and that and you're just winging it, hoping everything falls into place. Right place, wrong place? Let you know who sort that sh*t out, as long as it finds a place who are you to say if it belongs there or not?!! Phew! that was easier than I thought, well maybe not for you though

too funny! You're fricken brillant. You are priveledged I offer you the position of my advisor.

I forgot about the disclaimers?

me thinks you have virgo or cappy in your birthchart then.

truth, smuth ... as illusive as an opinion it is.

If I were you I'd hire a female, they seem to have a better ability to multi task than I. But if you need something that requires empassioned tunnel vision focus, I'm your man!!

thats me

maybe you could point or something ..