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Aries- You're number 1 again this week! Aquarius is cathing up though and behind the giggles and smiling face of that leo in your life, lies the person who really wants your crown. Tell them to stuff it then giggle at them like they do with you! The colour yellow appeals to you this week in all ways; but, (warning) that doesn't mean you can run 'round peeing in public all week. It's you who loves the colour, keep it to yourself.

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Capricorn- The world sure is in a fecked up state and you're just the one to solve it. I mean solve it ALL... trouble is, no one is listening, but life does have a bonus in that regard. As long as no one is paying attention you can pretty much run around naked and not offend anyone. Its not normally you, but have a go, you might like it! PS, the cops are the only ones paying attention at this time..

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not to worry, spanish cops are among the most liberal on the planet.. just do a few of these -->

well... they usually look the other way... on this ocasion they might just look the right way... and keep on staring

Pisces-You feel like smiling, you feel like crying, you feel like laughing, you feel like calling that one person and having them over for a lifetime, you feel like rippin the arse out of that annoying fecker at work, you feel like swimmin upstream against the flow, you feel like headin for the bottom to rest. .. you just feel like huggin and punching, diving and dipping, jumping and wading .. all week .. isn't life grand!

Oh good, I thought it was my medication!

the weeks starts today! .. please dont shoot the messenger...

I started peeing in public yesterday

Did you make these up yourself? No, you couldn't have????

So good, soooo funny.

,Capricorn- The world sure is in a fecked up state and you're just the one to solve it. I mean solve it ALL... trouble is, no one is listening, but life does have a bonus in that regard. As long as no one is paying attention you can pretty much run around naked and not offend anyone. Its not normally you, but have a go, you might like it! PS, the cops are the only ones paying attention at this time..
quote] Just washed my car naked.... the neighbours noticed and they are not even cops? Was I only allowed to do this on the 27th?

yes I did ..
but thanks, funny is the goal, with a wee bit of truth to boot..

Wow fantastic yes very funny and talented to boot.....

Taurusdefinitely a more appealing answer then that tarot one