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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 3:20 PM CST
window, seat or Isle...

And I said, you'll what? Are you threatening me?
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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
laugh
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StevenSchwartz
Lockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 3:26 PM CST
It was rubbish, I know!
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 3:27 PM CST
laugh
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
StevenSchwartz wrote:
It was rubbish, I know!


Yep!!! But funny!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 4:16 PM CST
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 4:46 PM CST
StevenSchwartz wrote:
It was rubbish, I know!
Yeah!! You can do better than that. Still luv ya tho.hug
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 6:23 PM CST
I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me light bulb !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!) blushing laugh
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gingerb
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 6:28 PM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)


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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 6:38 PM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)


hahahah laugh
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Sienne
Chico, California USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 7:32 PM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)


That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Thanks!
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munch
T town, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Jun 27, 2008, 8:25 PM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
I remember flying when they still served good meals on airlines - and when I was still very naive'.

Due to a heavy meal just before takeoff, I couldn't eat everything and - being Scots Irish and therefore somewhat frugal - I thought "I paid for it, I might as well save it for later!" I thought about wrapping the un-eaten portion in a newspaper, but then I noticed the neat little bag on the back of the seat in front of me !! "Eureka! I'll just put it in the little bag!"

It worked quite well, but when I exited the plane upon landing - with my tightly sealed bag in hand - the Stewardess, gesturing towards the bag, said "Oh, here. I'll take that for you, Sir!" And I received a look of pure disgust when I (naively!) replied "That's alright - it was supper - I'll finish eating it later."

(It was only after I told someone about it later, that I finally learned the intended purpose of the bag!)
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Oh, my face hurts.laugh
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 4:32 AM CST
munch wrote:
Oh, my face hurts.


True story! blushing
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 4:48 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
True story!
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hillbillyhoney
belfry, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 4:51 AM CST
StevenSchwartz wrote:
window, seat or Isle...

And I said, you'll what? Are you threatening me?
sticking out tongue
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 6:48 PM CST
go outside and do something.
even if it's wrong.lol


:)
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