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Chatting Up Chicks

England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:23 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
Can't...?

No...I don't think thats the problem Claire...I think you just won't...

I think you have high standards...


I used to. Now, all it takes is a pulse...

But men are different...more desperate...


SILENCE!!! devil very mad


::kicks cage:::


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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:23 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Use your....... ermm.. nose.. too


I fired my nose...It was sniffing glue on duty...
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:24 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
Can't...?

No...I don't think thats the problem Claire...I think you just won't...

I think you have high standards...

I used to. Now, all it takes is a pulse...

But men are different...more desperate
...


Oo I dunnoooo.. I'm getting there. laugh
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:24 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
I fired my nose...It was sniffing glue on duty...


Phew! lucky you didn't try typing with it then!
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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Phew! lucky you didn't try typing with it then!


It's okay. My nose isn't that bright. Elmer's glue-all has no psychoactive properties at all.

But it's the principle...
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:30 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
It's okay. My nose isn't that bright. Elmer's glue-all has no psychoactive properties at all.

But it's the principle...


hahah yessss it is.. how dare it!
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Maine matchmaking
bob1959
otisfield, Maine USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:32 PM CST
sxc,
I worked with a guy from New Zealand (big baasted) as you say. didn't mind being called a kiwi boy but bristled at being mistaken for an Assie. Your thoughts on the matterdunno
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:33 PM CST
bob1959 wrote:
sxc,
I worked with a guy from New Zealand (big baasted) as you say. didn't mind being called a kiwi boy but bristled at being mistaken for an Assie. Your thoughts on the matter


Ermmmm.. nope.

You will have to come up with a better one than that.



laugh
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Maine matchmaking
bob1959
otisfield, Maine USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:35 PM CST
Your in no danger, but that wasn't a line-silly
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New South Wales personals
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:35 PM CST
bob1959 wrote:
sxc,
I worked with a guy from New Zealand (big baasted) as you say. didn't mind being called a kiwi boy but bristled at being mistaken for an Assie. Your thoughts on the matter
Not really I suppose it would be like someone calling me a Kiwi when Im clearly and Aussie dunno But yeah some of the those kiwis are huge and hunks too.smitten
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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:39 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Not really I suppose it would be like someone calling me a Kiwi when Im clearly and Aussie But yeah some of the those kiwis are huge and hunks too.


So, now you have a thing for exotic fruit? D'oh!

I'd think banana's were more appropriate...

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Maine matchmaking
bob1959
otisfield, Maine USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:39 PM CST
Yeh, this was one fo those. Hell, I liked a little myself.
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Maine matchmaking
bob1959
otisfield, Maine USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:40 PM CST
now that's funnyrolling on the floor laughing
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New South Wales personals
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:41 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
So, now you have a thing for exotic fruit?

I'd think banana's were more appropriate...
Kiwi fruit originated in China not New Zealandprofessor
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:41 PM CST
bob1959 wrote:
Your in no danger, but that wasn't a line-silly


Oh.. duh!... sillleeee meeee
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New South Wales personals
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:42 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
So, now you have a thing for exotic fruit?

I'd think banana's were more appropriate...
hahha I havent got that desperate yet. Although I do get a little excited when I see the size of some cucumbers love rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Kiwi fruit originated in China not New Zealand


I'll remember that...so where did bininhers originate...?
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Maine matchmaking
bob1959
otisfield, Maine USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
sxc,
That was a mistake. I meant Aussie
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:46 PM CST
bob1959 wrote:
sxc,
That was a mistake. I meant Aussie


Ohh I see it now... Ass-ie laugh
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New South Wales personals
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Ohh I see it now... Ass-ie
laugh laugh laugh
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