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Chatting Up Chicks

England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:10 PM CST
Portiea wrote:
it's a picture of me....


Ohh who did it?
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:11 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Ohh who did it?
sticking out tongue
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New South Wales dating
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:11 PM CST
Portiea wrote:
it's a picture of me....
uh oh!
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:12 PM CST
hahaha.. well who ever did better get selling some then.. coz they paint women like Picasso did..

http://www.visiblespace.com/phdtext/The_space_between_files/image014.jpg


laugh

You could make a million! laugh applause
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:13 PM CST
Not a woman, but I like lines I haven'y heard before. If you make me laugh, I am interested in what you say. Other wise, save it for someone else.
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New South Wales dating
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:14 PM CST
Bowie wrote:
Not a woman, but I like lines I haven'y heard before. If you make me laugh, I am interested in what you say. Other wise, save it for someone else.
thumbs up
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England dating
RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:14 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
What absolutley makes me cringe is when a guy bluntly talks to your chest and doesn't look at your face. Makes me want to slap him.

And all the bloody cheesy pic up line. Like your eyes are like the ocean etc Pleeeasseee


It could be worse, he could just walk upto you and say "fancy a root".

You might have to translate that for people who arent familiar with "Aussie".Fortunately i travelled with some so found out all about "bush pigs" and all manner of sayings, that and if all else fails i can always ask a relative out theregrin
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:15 PM CST
Bowie wrote:
Not a woman, but I like lines I haven'y heard before. If you make me laugh, I am interested in what you say. Other wise, save it for someone else.


Yeah the just that makes me laugh is the best.

Hola Bowie wave hug
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Scotland dating
Crystal29
Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:16 PM CST
RobbieM wrote:
It could be worse, he could just walk upto you and say "fancy a root".

You might have to translate that for people who arent familiar with "Aussie".Fortunately i travelled with some so found out all about "bush pigs" and all manner of sayings, that and if all else fails i can always ask a relative out there


Sorry for getting off the subject folks...not in here much anymore but I just had to come in and say hi to Robbie...hope youre feeling much better pal...good to see you back...



hug
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England singles
roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:16 PM CST
RobbieM wrote:
It could be worse, he could just walk upto you and say "fancy a root".

You might have to translate that for people who arent familiar with "Aussie".Fortunately i travelled with some so found out all about "bush pigs" and all manner of sayings, that and if all else fails i can always ask a relative out there


To have a good "root" in England.... is to search/look for something. In Australia, I believe, it means.... sex??
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New South Wales dating
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:17 PM CST
RobbieM wrote:
It could be worse, he could just walk upto you and say "fancy a root".

You might have to translate that for people who arent familiar with "Aussie".Fortunately i travelled with some so found out all about "bush pigs" and all manner of sayings, that and if all else fails i can always ask a relative out there
Root is the go thumbs up or if you get a real aussie 'fuck'. Bush pigs another word for a scrubber laugh laugh

You know some guys are so bad at the pick up thing I would prefer them just to come out with 'hey fancy a root'. There is only two answers then, either 'Fark off' or 'Fark I'm in'laugh
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New South Wales dating
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
To have a good "root" in England.... is to search/look for something. In Australia, I believe, it means.... sex??
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
roseofsharon wrote:
To have a good "root" in England.... is to search/look for something. In Australia, I believe, it means.... sex??


giggle a good ole rooting?
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:18 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Root is the go or if you get a real aussie 'fuck'. Bush pigs another word for a scrubber

You know some guys are so bad at the pick up thing I would prefer them just to come out with 'hey fancy a root'. There is only two answers then, either 'Fark off' or 'Fark I'm in'


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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California singles
Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:20 PM CST
I think the best pick up line I ever got was in a bar....He walked over and began to introduce himself..

Hi my name is Dave, I'm your future ex-husband.


It was a shock to say the least.....I then told him that I had been there and done that.... and His reply was

Great will get along perfectly.... I was laughing from then on forward.....conversing
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
My dad used to call it a thrashing..


'Dad you are walking funny?'


'Well yes.. your mother gave me a good thrashing last night'


::splurts cornflakes:::


'Thanks for sharing dad'


uh oh!
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
I think the best pick up line I ever got was in a bar....He walked over and began to introduce himself..

Hi my name is Dave, I'm your future ex-husband. It was a shock to say the least.....I then told him that I had been there and done that.... and His reply was

Great will get along perfectly.... I was laughing from then on forward.....


ahaha laugh
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New South Wales dating
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
Handyman81 wrote:
'hey fancy a root'?


Fark I'm in thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Portiea
Konstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
My dad used to call it a thrashing .. 'Dad you are walking funny?' 'Well yes.. your mother gave me a good thrashing last night'::splurts cornflakes::: 'Thanks for sharing dad'
uh oh! laugh
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:21 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Fark I'm in



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