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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:41 PM CST

Handyman81 wrote:

want to break it in?

maiden voyage and all

you know what I mean?

yeah.. speaking of cheesey chat up lines..

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:41 PM CST

sxc666 wrote:

goodluck Claire Ive had my new bed over a year now. It's still a virgin

maybe you need help changing that

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:41 PM CST

Claayer wrote:

yeah.. speaking of cheesey chat up lines..

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:43 PM CST

Handyman81 wrote:

Hey Claayer, my friend across the bar wants to know if you think 'm cute.

Whyyyy yessss

you have the skin of smooooth alabaster

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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:43 PM CST

Claayer wrote:

yeah it IS a concern

hahahah you just need to hang your cowboy hat over the post. Good lord girl, you must be some freakn fussy. hmmm.... maybe thats my problem.

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:43 PM CST

skimpydoo wrote:

maybe you need help changing that

Hello Skimpy

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:44 PM CST

Handyman81 wrote:

would you join me in a nice glass of wine?

see.. that's okay.. yeah I might.

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:44 PM CST

Handyman81 wrote:

would you join me in a nice glass of wine?

Na, but fancy a root.

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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:45 PM CST

Claayer wrote:

see.. that's okay.. yeah I might.

A woman that keeps her options opennnn...

Yea I might

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:46 PM CST

Bowie wrote:

hahahah you just need to hang your cowboy hat over the post. Good lord girl, you must be some freakn fussy. hmmm.... maybe thats my problem.

It's a brand new metal framed bed.. (I bought the mattress separately)..

BUT!.. that frame has GOT to before it sees any gymnastics...

its awwwful...

Eeeek Eeeek Eeeek Eeekk Squeeeak Eeeeek..

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:47 PM CST

Justme4uok wrote:

A woman that keeps her options opennnn... Yea I might

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:47 PM CST

Handyman81 wrote:

Hey, I'm not that easy, you'll have to work to get me.

Pffft! I've given up working on men..

I'm sitting back next time..

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Raymond1953
Everett, Massachusetts USA

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:47 PM CST

I've always been really clumsy when it comes to pick up lines.
I think it has come naturally
If it's forced, she can always tell that your trying too hard.
I find it better to just be honest and maybe say, I'm not very good at pick up lines. Some will find that endearing and refreshing.
Some will think you're boring..but to me, the safest route to take is to be yourself.

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:47 PM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Hello Skimpy

hello sexy how are you

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:47 PM CST

skimpydoo wrote:

maybe you need help changing that

What are you most well 'worked' chat up lines Skimpy?

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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:48 PM CST

Claayer wrote:

It's a brand new metal framed bed.. (I bought the mattress separately)..

BUT!.. that frame has GOT to before it sees any gymnastics...

its awwwful...Eeeek Eeeek Eeeek Eeekk Squeeeak Eeeeek..

I'm sure the Handyman has some WD40 you can use.....

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:48 PM CST

Handyman81 wrote:

perhaps a little wd-40 would be in order.

Ohhh! seriously.. I never thought of that!

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:48 PM CST

skimpydoo wrote:

hello sexy how are you

I am good gorgeous

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:48 PM CST

Justme4uok wrote:

I'm sure the Handyman has some WD40 you can use.....

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 5:50 PM CST

Raymond1953 wrote:

I've always been really clumsy when it comes to pick up lines.
I think it has come naturally
If it's forced, she can always tell that your trying too hard.
I find it better to just be honest and maybe say, I'm not very good at pick up lines. Some will find that endearing and refreshing.
Some will think you're boring..but to me, the safest route to take is to be yourself.

Good post Ray.. I agree too

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