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If you can't take the Heat get out of the........




darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:17 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Okay now its time to get back to either sex or cooking!!!!!
okay sorrybouquet of flowers
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:18 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Okay now its time to get back to either sex or cooking!!!!!
giggle
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:18 PM CST
can I be greedy and have sex while cooking hmmm
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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:18 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
My advice. Don't listen to what he says as much as watch what he does. Actions speak louder than words.

I can come off as a REAL A-hole in real life, but that's to keep the mud-puddles away. If you're paying attention, the fact that I'm always there when you need a hand, and you're always getting little trinkets from me (like poems, hand-picked flowers etc. I'm not a rich man, but I have massive treasures of the heart) should indicate I'm actually a really nice guy.

Plus, watch the way he treats kids. If he's genuinely interested, he will take an ACTIVE interest in their welfare, not just patronize them to get in good with you...

TET


Good advise. thumbs up
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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:19 PM CST


So, how about a Naked Crisco Twister party, then, eh?

Combine the best into one intense debauchery?

Too bad I can't see to find the kitchen...

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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:20 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
My advice. Don't listen to what he says as much as watch what he does. Actions speak louder than words.

I can come off as a REAL A-hole in real life, but that's to keep the mud-puddles away. If you're paying attention, the fact that I'm always there when you need a hand, and you're always getting little trinkets from me (like poems, hand-picked flowers etc. I'm not a rich man, but I have massive treasures of the heart) should indicate I'm actually a really nice guy.

Plus, watch the way he treats kids. If he's genuinely interested, he will take an ACTIVE interest in their welfare, not just patronize them to get in good with you...

TET

very goodthumbs up
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:21 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
can I be greedy and have sex while cooking



I'm sure the right man would not argue with you.
















devil Not with that pitchfork in hand!
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:22 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Kitchen or the Bedroom

Which room would you want your partner to perform better in? Would you rather have a partner that was able to cook you 3 delicious and incredible meals 3 times a day and is only mediocre in the bedroom orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr would you want a partner that was Hot in the bedroom and could barely feed you a meal that was edible...



<<<<Former Restaurateur, somewhat on the wicked side at times..devil


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


sticking out tongue

Now if I were to make a choice, I would take one with "heart"..wink
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:22 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
So, how about a Naked Crisco Twister party, then, eh?

Combine the best into one intense debauchery?

Too bad I can't see to find the kitchen...




You in the Dark?













devil Just feel your way over here.
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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:23 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
I'm sure the right man would not argue with you.

Not with that pitchfork in hand!


Tha's not a pitchfork...

It's a weenie-roaster...


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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:24 PM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
<<<<Former Restaurateur, somewhat on the wicked side at times..

Now if I were to make a choice, I would take one with "heart"..



hmmm Wonder what he could do with a WoK
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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:25 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
Tha's not a pitchfork...

It's a weenie-roaster...



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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:25 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
Tha's not a pitchfork...

It's a weenie-roaster...
I don't do weenies snooty Big sausages only.
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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:26 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I don't do weenies Big sausages only.


Or a driver, if you don't mind mixed metaphors...wink laugh rolling eyes
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:27 PM CST
darlynda wrote:
okay sorry


don't apologise that is great news, it has both sex and cooking cheering
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:27 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
Wonder what he could do with a WoK


Amazing things!wink
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:29 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I don't do weenies Big sausages only.


we have cumberland sausage over here have you seen the size off them dropping jaw dropping jaw
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Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
DizzyDi wrote:
we have cumberland sausage over here have you seen the size off them


Nope. But I imagine they're a bit like Summer Sausages here...

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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
We can always go out for Nourishment...


One "can" always go out for other type of nourishment also..professor


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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jun 28, 2008, 9:33 PM CST
confused Where are those chop sticks....
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