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Hey I filled out E-Harmony.............

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Alan_50501
fort dodge, Iowa USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 2:54 PM CST
good question been a long time since i filled mine out
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Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 2:54 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
I'm certain that I'd be rejected. That being said, I can't handle the stress of filling it out...




Me too! all that lying is too hard to keep up with.professor
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 2:55 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
Me too! all that lying is too hard to keep up with.
thumbs up laugh
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 2:56 PM CST
My guess is because of my geographical location, I'd receive a polite note:

Thank you for participating. Based upon your ZIP code, we see you a). smoke and b). are not rich.

Thank you for playing. Next...
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Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 2:56 PM CST




wave
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Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 2:58 PM CST
They said too many woman would be unhappy because my boobs was bigger than theirs.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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princess49503
grand rapids, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 2:59 PM CST
rwantin wrote:
My guess is because of my geographical location, I'd receive a polite note:

Thank you for participating. Based upon your ZIP code, we see you a). smoke and b). are not rich.

Thank you for playing. Next...


So it seems they only want to match up non smoking, rich men in Wisconsin...confused

Or is it because non-smoking rich men in Wisconsin are the only ones willing to pay for a membership?

who knows.....e-harmony sucks anyway....
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:01 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
They said too many woman would be unhappy because my boobs was bigger than theirs.


rolling on the floor laughing Hey Len.

That would be a, er, huge problem here. Women would be dashing to the cosmetic surgeons, platinum card in-hand...
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:01 PM CST
[quote=RillyNiceGuy]I never filled one out......I rejected them first..........

hey i like your attitude, get them first before they get you.thumbs up
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:02 PM CST
[quote=rwantin]I'm certain that I'd be rejected. That being said, I can't handle the stress of filling it out..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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keytone
Portland, Oregon USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:04 PM CST
princess49503 wrote:
What does e-harmony say when they reject you????

Why would they want to reject anyone??
yeah! that's what I was wondering!! I wish someone would tell us what they mean by "reject". I remember I had a 3 month free gift there, I didn't make a connection and it seeemed like endless questions to filll out.......some of the womans they threw at me were way out there. I just cant see how they can reject anyone,,,,especially if they want money,,,,lol

dropping jaw
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:05 PM CST
[quote=princess49503]What does e-harmony say when they reject you????

Why would they want to reject anyone??

just not compatible with anyone, mine ws to caring. At least that is what they said, i don't believe them, to caring, i don't care about anything in life, homeless people they should get a life, animals--they are not good for anything but ...........Just kidding lol

I work as a nurse, and I am caring and compassionate. Guess it might be too much for somebody, who knows.
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:06 PM CST
The commercials make me wretch. And I work in advertising...barfing
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:09 PM CST
[quote=rwantin]My guess is because of my geographical location, I'd receive a polite note:

Thank you for participating. Based upon your ZIP code, we see you a). smoke and b). are not rich.

Thank you for playing. Next...

Not rich, i can't imagine that is why you were rejected. Go fiqure our society. I think I need a site for people who get rejected from these sites.


Rejected please go to me.teddy bear
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:10 PM CST
princess49503 wrote:
What does e-harmony say when they reject you????

Why would they want to reject anyone??


I filled out E-Harmony's 800 page questionaire about 2 years ago and I was rejected also. Their message was they found no match for me, and then they said 20% of people do not find matches...dunno
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:11 PM CST
[quote=keytone]yeah! that's what I was wondering!! I wish someone would tell us what they mean by "reject". I remember I had a 3 month free gift there, I didn't make a connection and it seeemed like endless questions to filll out.......some of the womans they threw at me were way out there. I just cant see how they can reject anyone,,,,especially if they want money,,,,lol



I know of one site, men pay, women don't.
And being told, if a man tries to leave the site, they have women that are paid to get in touch with the man trying to leave the site.

What a set-up.
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Roseblossum
lONDON, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:13 PM CST
[quote=mbcasey]I filled out E-Harmony's 800 page questionaire about 2 years ago and I was rejected also. Their message was they found no match for me, and then they said 20% of people do not find matches...

But if I fall into that 20 per cent where am I to go.

Oh the worry of it. I suppose I could catch up with the 20 per cent, but where are they. What a society this is.D'oh!
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:13 PM CST
keytone wrote:
yeah! that's what I was wondering!! I wish someone would tell us what they mean by "reject". I remember I had a 3 month free gift there, I didn't make a connection and it seeemed like endless questions to filll out.......some of the womans they threw at me were way out there. I just cant see how they can reject anyone,,,,especially if they want money,,,,lol


Welcome back Bettis!!!handshake
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:18 PM CST
I tried e-harmony last year and all my matches were 60+ years old dunno confused dunno
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Posted: Jun 29, 2008, 3:21 PM CST
Let's start a site called rejected.com or CS..................oh!D'oh! never mind!
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