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What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

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What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!

Missouri dating
mylifewithu
springfield, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:10 PM CST
zdeadmanwalking wrote:
how many do i need
i have 2 of them
I would put a poem in his pocket, a poem of life and happiness.laugh
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New Jersey singles
airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:10 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
A note saying Liar


a note saying pant(ie)s on firerolling on the floor laughing
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MELON
colombo Sri Lanka
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:16 PM CST
airliner wrote:
a note saying pant(ie)s on fire
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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California singles
Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:16 PM CST
airliner wrote:
a note saying pant(ie)s on fire



The panties that are on fire
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New Jersey singles
airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:18 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
The panties that are on fire


new member
MHClaugh
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MELON
colombo Sri Lanka
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:18 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
The panties that are on fire
A NOTE SAYIN ''JUSTME4UOK''laugh laugh
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Illinois singles
woody636
Elgin, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:20 PM CST
Someone please unknot me!!
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Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:27 PM CST
woody636 wrote:
Someone please unknot me!!


A Greek pocket dictionary!
wave wave
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California singles
Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:29 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
A Greek pocket dictionary!



the answer to her wish
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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:30 PM CST
sad flower a rose
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Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:30 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
the answer to her wish



If you do that, I'll put all my life savings in yours!
laugh laugh laugh
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Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:31 PM CST
Oops!

Not YOUR pocket! Hers!
laugh laugh laugh
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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:31 PM CST
mylifewithu wrote:
I would put a poem in his pocket, a poem of life and happiness.



wink i can put a book of poems
in your pocket but it will so heavy
it will make your pants falling down wow!
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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:31 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
Oops!

Not YOUR pocket! Hers!


grin get your hand out of my pocket bouquet of flowers
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Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:32 PM CST
zdeadmanwalking wrote:
get your hand out of my pocket



Ha HA...Where I grew up they would say..

Get your skinners out my skivvies!
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California singles
Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:33 PM CST
WhatUwish4 wrote:
If you do that, I'll put all my life savings in yours!



A dollar and 49 cents.....sigh I do it anyway just to see you smile
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Florida singles
WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:34 PM CST
Justme4uok wrote:
A dollar and 49 cents..... I do it anyway just to see you smile



Now that's the nicest thing I've heard all nigh!
hug hug

OK...So you can have everything but my wedding ring and my kids.














(er...maybe the kids, too!)
laugh laugh laugh
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Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:36 PM CST
A bouquet of carnations .. wave
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Illinois singles
woody636
Elgin, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:37 PM CST
A ticket to Crete!!wave
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Illinois singles
woody636
Elgin, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 24, 2008, 11:38 PM CST
not fast enough, Diane
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