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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:58 PM CST : Stalker
One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male driver.

'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver

'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.

'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh?' quizzed the driver,still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

'No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!' answered the boy

'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the driver offered.

'NO,' screamed the boy.

'What will it take to get you into the car?' asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, 'Listen Dad, you bought the bl**dy piece of scrap, you live with it.'
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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:00 PM CST : Stalker
laugh Kont nafa din... still good wave
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wolfpack post falls, Idaho USA
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:00 PM CST : Stalker
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patrickD newry Ireland
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:01 PM CST : Stalker
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DragonLee pleasantville, New Jersey USA
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:02 PM CST : Stalker
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Galactic_bodhi Portland, Oregon USA
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:03 PM CST : Stalker
heh.

Dad was lecturing his boy one day about masturbation, after he caught the youth jacking off...

"If you do it too much son, you'll go blind."

"Dad! I'm over here!"


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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:06 PM CST : Stalker
Galactic_bodhi: heh.

Dad was lecturing his boy one day about masturbation, after he caught the youth jacking off...

"If you do it too much son, you'll go blind."

"Dad! I'm over here!"

nice one GB!!

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Scottishlass Knoxville, Tennessee USA
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:17 PM CST : Stalker
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darlynda new tazewell, Tennessee USA
[top] Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:18 PM CST : Stalker
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