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Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

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Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 3:17 PM CST
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.




And last, but not least,


15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff!
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 3:18 PM CST
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 3:39 PM CST
p_seg wrote:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff!




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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 4:08 PM CST
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 4:11 PM CST
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#7 &10 laugh
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
p_seg wrote:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff!


That's soooooooooooooo bad!!!!!! scold laugh
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:41 AM CST
p_seg wrote:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least,15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff!
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I like to go hunting and fishing, does that make me a dog? dunno
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:42 AM CST
My dog never steals my popcorn popcorn Wait, yes she does uh oh!



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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:49 AM CST
good one P.

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Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 2:22 AM CST
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Good stuff love the last one
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thewall2
montreal, Quebec Canada
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 2:29 AM CST
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