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things to do in an elevator

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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 3:48 PM CST
1)when there is only one other person in the elevator, tap theom the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.........2)push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.......3)ask if you can push the buttons for other people and push the wrong ones....4)call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask them if they know what floor you are on...........5)bring a camers and take pictures of everyone on the elevator..........6)move your desk to the elevator and every time someone gets on ask them if they have an appointment...............7)lay down a twister map and ask them if they want to play............8)leave a box on the elevator and every time someone gets on, ask them if they hear a ticking..........9)ask, "Did you feel that?"...............10)stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally............11)when the doors close, shout,"Its okay , they will open again.".........12)swat at flies tha dont exist........13)call out,"Group Hug" and ten enforce it.............14)grimace painfuly while smcking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up all of you, just shut up".......15)crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask,"Got enough air in there?"16)silently stand motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off.17)stare at another person for a while, then announce in horror,"You are one of them!",and back away slowly................18)listen to the elevator walls with a stethescope.......19)stare at another passenger and then announce."I have new socks on".......20)draw a little tiny square in chalk on the floor and announce, "This is my personal space"laugh laugh
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gringa
Puebla, Puebla Mexico
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 3:55 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing oh to have the huevos to do some of these! too funny, chica!
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welshlady
cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 3:56 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wouldn't mind trying a few of them rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 6:58 PM CST
thanks you two nice ladies for reading my funny, no one else didbouquet of flowers
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:00 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing conversing
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:00 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I really lie the "new socks" onerolling on the floor laughing
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slim1977
Grand Rapids, Michigan USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:01 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



and I thought I was nuts sticking out tongue grin
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:03 PM CST
like those especialy 20 rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:10 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I like number 9. Number 14 uh oh!
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:15 PM CST
thanks guys now i feel betterteddy bear teddy bear teddy bear
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:25 PM CST
All of em are great rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 8:24 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i loved them all!! your nuts like me!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug
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Dont_Look_Now
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 8:27 PM CST
dropping jaw








giggle
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 10:22 PM CST
darlynda wrote:
1)when there is only one other person in the elevator, tap theom the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.........2)push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.......3)ask if you can push the buttons for other people and push the wrong ones....4)call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask them if they know what floor you are on...........5)bring a camers and take pictures of everyone on the elevator..........6)move your desk to the elevator and every time someone gets on ask them if they have an appointment...............7)lay down a twister map and ask them if they want to play............8)leave a box on the elevator and every time someone gets on, ask them if they hear a ticking..........9)ask, "Did you feel that?"...............10)stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally............11)when the doors close, shout,"Its okay , they will open again.".........12)swat at flies tha dont exist........13)call out,"Group Hug" and ten enforce it.............14)grimace painfuly while smcking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up all of you, just shut up".......15)crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask,"Got enough air in there?"16)silently stand motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off.17)stare at another person for a while, then announce in horror,"You are one of them!",and back away slowly................18)listen to the elevator walls with a stethescope.......19)stare at another passenger and then announce."I have new socks on".......20)draw a little tiny square in chalk on the floor and announce, "This is my personal space"


Just imagine if there was a security camera recording the reactions ........ OMG too funny.
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lonelyboi2
mississauga, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 10:26 PM CST
sorry to say it but if you really want shock value, fart just before you get off!!!
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twinkles1994
Kettle Falls, Washington USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 11:26 PM CST
Great now I want to get into an elevator just so I can try some of these! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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nightrain69
franklin, North Carolina USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:39 AM CST
Fuuunnnyyy..... Wear aluminum foil on your head and ask if anyone else can hear them.... pass some out...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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nightrain69
franklin, North Carolina USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:43 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing 2rolling on the floor laughing 4rolling on the floor laughing 8rolling on the floor laughing 15rolling on the floor laughing
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:44 AM CST
darlynda wrote:
1)when there is only one other person in the elevator, tap theom the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.........2)push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.......3)ask if you can push the buttons for other people and push the wrong ones....4)call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask them if they know what floor you are on...........5)bring a camers and take pictures of everyone on the elevator..........6)move your desk to the elevator and every time someone gets on ask them if they have an appointment...............7)lay down a twister map and ask them if they want to play............8)leave a box on the elevator and every time someone gets on, ask them if they hear a ticking..........9)ask, "Did you feel that?"...............10)stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally............11)when the doors close, shout,"Its okay , they will open again.".........12)swat at flies tha dont exist........13)call out,"Group Hug" and ten enforce it.............14)grimace painfuly while smcking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up all of you, just shut up".......15)crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask,"Got enough air in there?"16)silently stand motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off.17)stare at another person for a while, then announce in horror,"You are one of them!",and back away slowly................18)listen to the elevator walls with a stethescope.......19)stare at another passenger and then announce."I have new socks on".......20)draw a little tiny square in chalk on the floor and announce, "This is my personal space"
And now we know why we call it the funny farm! rolling on the floor laughing
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 1:45 AM CST
I'd like to do #6. laugh
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