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Forgive Me!Not my idea but Communication and Anal sex???




CJSinger
Royersford, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 6:57 PM CST
Hi I'm now the corrupted Christian who shouldn't do this but I'm not perfect?? Honest enough??
Someone asked me on another one of my posts is communication while having sex considered quality conversation time??
Another person advised me to post a thread about anal sex...I am not Gay, never had tendencies or thoughts, let alone experiences just
so we get that clear from the start.
And everybody here claims to be searching for their soul mate or love of a lifetime I see. Does that sound like a fair enough observation??
So I'm thinking the problem with our luck hear could be the material physical world on one level or another whether you choose to admit it or not???

OK..Here we go... As I've lived in Norway, did musical tours in Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, and Recorded music in studios in Norway throught the
years, needless to say..I met alot of people and made lifetime friendships in my fathers original hometown in Norway. One of the best studio guitarists that
I was fortunate enough to have the oppertunity to work with had a theory that finding a women who will love you forever is quite easy and she'll never
give you grief for anything guarenteed....I don't know but...He claims >>>professor

All you have to do to find the love of a lifetime is be able to find a woman who will let you have anal sex with her,teddy bear gift ,
Have a nice long quality conversation with her at the same time about her day at work and her feelings for the current dayhug kiss comfort
After about an hour of continuing the process, conversing She'll eventually have the best big O she ever had and she'll love you foreverdropping jaw
She'll always be loyal, She'll become your soulmate so she'll claim. (In my opinion just from the heat of the moment probably),
And there ya have it dunno You've found the Love of a Lifetime???heart wings bouquet of flowers

So What do you all thik about HIS theory??? thumbs up thumbs down
Could it be so????

TTYall later!
-Chris
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:06 PM CST
im sorry you see yourself as corrupted

im christian and a lifelong union musician

but i was not always a christian

i find that the best way to meet people

pretend this is a party
or a series of dates
reveal slowly
it usually gets a better result than walkin in
droppin a soapbox and then oversharing...

also-as an active christian, the alive relationship i believe i experience w/ my "god"

any sex is not wrong
but there might be some choices not so wise

i dont poll people-they arent my source of self judgement





dunno
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:07 PM CST
I think it must be bunk.... come on a whole hour.... no one and I mean no one.....






















..........can talk to a women that longsticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:10 PM CST
you dork


i just love how this OP doesnt do anything of his own accord...

bizarre

i think he is revisiting us-
a reincarnation of one recently departed

rolling on the floor laughing


stay tunedconfused
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DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:13 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
you dorki just love how this OP doesnt do anything of his own accord...

bizarre

i think he is revisiting us-
a reincarnation of one recently departed

stay tuned



Care to take a public guess as to who... hmmmm?confused sticking out tongue
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:14 PM CST
shove anal sex up your ass. I dont go there.uh oh! talk to the hand and noone else is aloud to either. barfing uh oh!
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OUTRAGEOUS
San Juan, Panama Panama
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:18 PM CST
dunno No wonder it took forever for this thread to get any responses... is... non-sense.

Let's see... how would you like to have a meaningful conversation about your job (where you probably had to deal with the usual jerks and witches) while being poked up your @$$, relentlessly for 1 hour? Tell me if you want to try it, and I'll have a go at YOU first... and while I'm it, I'll tell YOU about my JOB...dancing banana




































































Somehow, after reading this thread I felt like opening a file and putting this one together with all of Gilly's threads... just a thought, no offense...
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:19 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
shove anal sex up your ass. I dont go there. and noone else is aloud to either.


Good point, Sexy. I had a girlfriend once who got so furious upon my nether proposal that she made the sign of the cross and snarled: "Get thee behind me!"

What - wanting a little rear action makes me into a veritable devil?dunno confused sigh
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:25 PM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
Good point, Sexy. I had a girlfriend once who got so furious upon my nether proposal that she made the sign of the cross and snarled: "Get thee behind me!"

What - wanting a little rear action makes me into a veritable devil?
allll I know is I get tense as hell when I sense a guy is going to try to poke me in there.uh oh!
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:26 PM CST
WTF?wow!

Personally, having been molested as a young boy...

In the anal department, sorry I don't go there, and I don't ask...

If, for some god-foresaken reason, she wants me to...I may or may not oblige, but come ON. An hour?

Put the crack pipe down, Mister...and slowly back away...
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:28 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
WTF?

Personally, having been molested as a young boy...

In the anal department, sorry I don't go there, and I don't ask...

If, for some god-foresaken reason, she wants me to...I may or may not oblige, but come ON. An hour?

Put the crack pipe down, Mister...and slowly back away...
comfort hug
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
after about an hour of continuing the process, conversing She'll eventually have the best big O she ever had and she'll love you foreverdropping jaw
She'll always be loyal, She'll become your soulmate so she'll claim. (In my opinion just from the heat of the moment probably), ................................................What would 3 minutes get me.confused
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OUTRAGEOUS
San Juan, Panama Panama
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:51 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
shove anal sex up your ass. I dont go there. and noone else is aloud to either.


Well, at least we can say to his credit that he apologized upon strating this thread, he said "Forgive me..." Although I am inclined to forgive ignorance, I am not so sure about stupidity...
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:54 PM CST
OUTRAGEOUS wrote:
Well, at least we can say to his credit that he apologized upon strating this thread, he said "Forgive me..." Although I am inclined to forgive ignorance, I am not so sure about stupidity...
I was stating my feelings on Anal.

As Chris is entitled to state his.

I did not intend to tell Chris to shove it. Just shove it in general.

I am the anti Anal queen.grin
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:54 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
after about an hour of continuing the process, conversing She'll eventually have the best big O she ever had and she'll love you foreverdropping jaw
She'll always be loyal, She'll become your soulmate so she'll claim. (In my opinion just from the heat of the moment probably), ................................................What would 3 minutes get me.


id go for 3 mins long island


wave
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:55 PM CST
and it would get you 3 minutes


grin
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:55 PM CST
I have no idea what touring scandinavia, playing in a band, being a christian and anal sex have in commonconfused

Is it just me???
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:56 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
I have no idea what touring scandinavia, playing in a band, being a christian and anal sex have in common

Is it just me???


I think he's looking for a certain type of freak...
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:56 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
I have no idea what touring scandinavia, playing in a band, being a christian and anal sex have in common

Is it just me???
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing NO.
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Posted: Jun 30, 2008, 7:59 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
I have no idea what touring scandinavia, playing in a band, being a christian and anal sex have in common

Is it just me???


no
hence my suspician of this 'person's' true identity

just seems interesting

wink

i dunno ship
lets try to find out
we are some of those thingsblushing
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