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no
hence my suspician of this 'person's' true identity

just seems interesting



i dunno ship
lets try to find out
we are some of those things

allll I know is I get tense as hell when I sense a guy is going to try to poke me in there.

shove anal sex up your ass. I dont go there. and noone else is aloud to either.

shove anal sex up your ass. I dont go there. and noone else is aloud to either.

I have no idea what touring scandinavia, playing in a band, being a christian and anal sex have in common

Is it just me???

I was stating my feelings on Anal.

As Chris is entitled to state his.

I did not intend to tell Chris to shove it. Just shove it in general.

I am the anti Anal queen.

id go for 3 mins long island

All you have to do to find the love of a lifetime is be able to find a woman who will let you have anal sex with her, ,
Have a nice long quality conversation with her at the same time about her day at work and her feelings for the current day
After about an hour of continuing the process, She'll eventually have the best big O she ever had and she'll love you forever
She'll always be loyal, She'll become your soulmate so she'll claim. (In my opinion just from the heat of the moment probably),
And there ya have it You've found the Love of a Lifetime???

So What do you all thik about HIS theory???
Could it be so????

TTYall later!
-Chris

Hi I'm now the corrupted Christian who shouldn't do this but I'm not perfect?? Honest enough??
Someone asked me on another one of my posts is communication while having sex considered quality conversation time??
Another person advised me to post a thread about anal sex...I am not Gay, never had tendencies or thoughts, let alone experiences just
so we get that clear from the start.
And everybody here claims to be searching for their soul mate or love of a lifetime I see. Does that sound like a fair enough observation??
So I'm thinking the problem with our luck hear could be the material physical world on one level or another whether you choose to admit it or not???

OK..Here we go... As I've lived in Norway, did musical tours in Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, and Recorded music in studios in Norway throught the
years, needless to say..I met alot of people and made lifetime friendships in my fathers original hometown in Norway. One of the best studio guitarists that
I was fortunate enough to have the oppertunity to work with had a theory that finding a women who will love you forever is quite easy and she'll never
give you grief for anything guarenteed....I don't know but...He claims >>>

All you have to do to find the love of a lifetime is be able to find a woman who will let you have anal sex with her, ,
Have a nice long quality conversation with her at the same time about her day at work and her feelings for the current day
After about an hour of continuing the process, She'll eventually have the best big O she ever had and she'll love you forever
She'll always be loyal, She'll become your soulmate so she'll claim. (In my opinion just from the heat of the moment probably),
And there ya have it You've found the Love of a Lifetime???

So What do you all thik about HIS theory???
Could it be so????

TTYall later!
-Chris

I was stating my feelings on Anal.

As Chris is entitled to state his.

I did not intend to tell Chris to shove it. Just shove it in general.

I am the anti Anal queen.

Hi I'm now the corrupted Christian who shouldn't do this but I'm not perfect?? Honest enough??
Someone asked me on another one of my posts is communication while having sex considered quality conversation time??
Another person advised me to post a thread about anal sex...I am not Gay, never had tendencies or thoughts, let alone experiences just
so we get that clear from the start.
And everybody here claims to be searching for their soul mate or love of a lifetime I see. Does that sound like a fair enough observation??
So I'm thinking the problem with our luck hear could be the material physical world on one level or another whether you choose to admit it or not???

OK..Here we go... As I've lived in Norway, did musical tours in Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, and Recorded music in studios in Norway throught the
years, needless to say..I met alot of people and made lifetime friendships in my fathers original hometown in Norway. One of the best studio guitarists that
I was fortunate enough to have the oppertunity to work with had a theory that finding a women who will love you forever is quite easy and she'll never
give you grief for anything guarenteed....I don't know but...He claims >>>

All you have to do to find the love of a lifetime is be able to find a woman who will let you have anal sex with her, ,
Have a nice long quality conversation with her at the same time about her day at work and her feelings for the current day
After about an hour of continuing the process, She'll eventually have the best big O she ever had and she'll love you forever
She'll always be loyal, She'll become your soulmate so she'll claim. (In my opinion just from the heat of the moment probably),
And there ya have it You've found the Love of a Lifetime???

So What do you all thik about HIS theory???
Could it be so????

TTYall later!
-Chris

Hi I'm now the corrupted Christian who shouldn't do this but I'm not perfect?? Honest enough??
Someone asked me on another one of my posts is communication while having sex considered quality conversation time??
Another person advised me to post a thread about anal sex...I am not Gay, never had tendencies or thoughts, let alone experiences just
so we get that clear from the start.
And everybody here claims to be searching for their soul mate or love of a lifetime I see. Does that sound like a fair enough observation??
So I'm thinking the problem with our luck hear could be the material physical world on one level or another whether you choose to admit it or not???

OK..Here we go... As I've lived in Norway, did musical tours in Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, and Recorded music in studios in Norway throught the
years, needless to say..I met alot of people and made lifetime friendships in my fathers original hometown in Norway. One of the best studio guitarists that
I was fortunate enough to have the oppertunity to work with had a theory that finding a women who will love you forever is quite easy and she'll never
give you grief for anything guarenteed....I don't know but...He claims >>>

All you have to do to find the love of a lifetime is be able to find a woman who will let you have anal sex with her, ,
Have a nice long quality conversation with her at the same time about her day at work and her feelings for the current day
After about an hour of continuing the process, She'll eventually have the best big O she ever had and she'll love you forever
She'll always be loyal, She'll become your soulmate so she'll claim. (In my opinion just from the heat of the moment probably),
And there ya have it You've found the Love of a Lifetime???

So What do you all thik about HIS theory???
Could it be so????

TTYall later!
-Chris

you dorki just love how this OP doesnt do anything of his own accord...

bizarre

i think he is revisiting us-
a reincarnation of one recently departed

stay tuned

Hi I'm Chris...Thanks so much for your sincere ,unlegalistic, non-judgemental, New Testament perspective on such a crazy, post!
Who knows..Nowadays it may be a sane post in an insane world.

Anyway, yes I'm a Christian like you and it's nice to meet you sister.

Yeah, I'm here for my last time online lookin 4 love like all the rest of ya so feel free to contact me.
However, If ANYONE is curious to my honest testimony of the reasons I became a Christian, Please feel free to contact me anytime as well.
I'm certainly not like any other "Christian" man you'll ever meet..I promise. If your not at the point in your life to accept Jesus yet, it's simply not
your time. God works on us all completely differently and that's a fact. I never try to somebody.: :

These threads are actually funnier than TV in this moment, don't ya think??? I'm having more fun reding them than looking at pictures.
Have a great night to all and may God Bless everyone who reads this thread reply abundently in all areas of life!!!
-The Christian Christian but feel free to call me Chris

No wonder it took forever for this thread to get any responses... is... non-sense.

Let's see... how would you like to have a meaningful conversation about your job (where you probably had to deal with the usual jerks and witches) while being poked up your @$$, relentlessly for 1 hour? Tell me if you want to try it, and I'll have a go at YOU first... and while I'm it, I'll tell YOU about my JOB... Somehow, after reading this thread I felt like opening a file and putting this one together with all of Gilly's threads... just a thought, no offense...

all i can say is this gals back door aint getting kicked in EVER