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WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KEEP HOUSE?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I GAINED 5 POUNDS?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I CAME HOME CRANKY FROM A BAD DAY AT WORK?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF DINNER WAS NOT ON THE TABLE AT 5:17PM EXACTLY? (YOU GET HOME AT 5:14 BUT YOU GET 3 MINUTES TO CHANGE CLOTHES.)
WOULD YOU SILL LOVE ME IF THE KIDS WERE NOT IN BED BY 9:00PM?
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOUR BOSS PULLED YOU ASIDE TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR DEPARTMENT WAS FALLING BEHIND AND YOU WERE ON NOTICE OF TERMINATION IF IT DID NOT PULL UP TO COMPANY STANDARDS?

WOULD YOU STIL LOVE ME IF I DID NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING WHEN YOU WALKED IN THE FRONT DOOR OF THE HOUSE, THE KIDS WERE RUNNING AROUND LIKE IT WAS DISNEYLAND SINCE THE MOTHER OF THE SOFTBALL TEAM GAVE THEM SODA POP AND CHOCOLATE CAFFIENE INDUCED SUGAR HIGHS, AND SINCE IT IS NOW 8:46PM AND DINNER IS NOT EVEN IN THE OVEN (I BROUGHT HOME TAKE IN BAKE PIZZA), I WAS CRANKY FROM A BAD DAY AT WORK SINCE THE COPIER BLEW UP AND DIED MY FACE BLUE SO I ATE THE BUNK CAKE AT THE OFFICE PARTY AND GAINED 5.5 POUNDS,THE HOUSE LOOKED LIKE A TORNADO HIT IT. BUT YES, I SEE YOU SITING AT THE TABLE, WAITING FOR YOUR DINNER. I WILL HAVE IT THERE AS SOON AS I PUT THE KIDS TO BED, PICK UP THE BEER BOTTLES FROM YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, PUT THE PIZZA IN THE OVEN, BRUSH THE KIDS TEETH AND TUCK THEM INTO BED AND TAKE MY SHARE OF TYLENOL.

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOO.

WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME?

Tea on the table at 5.17pm exactly

I tell you what if someone didn't still love me after all that. Id be telling them to hit the road

that's a releive no need tylenol anymore

FINGER SANDWICHES WITH THE TEA?

DIVORCED

Id say it was for the best

lived with someone like that for nearly 15 years and people wonder WHY I had a nervous breakdown

This sounds like my daily routine and he still says he loves me!

In a word....NO

Seriously, Ship? Why?

(or am i being gullible?...be nice to me, and you'll still have my vote )

Why?? Who needs this kinda cr@p?

Because if there are kids in the house....I showed up at the wrong house....again!!!

That one comment tells what kind of a guy he is!

I would assume that you also took his shoes off for him, ran his bath-if he took one, picked up his dirty cloths and fold back the covers on his side of the bed

Don't sound much like love to start with.

ANNULLED

Yes ,alwaysssssssssssssssss forever

Only if I "choose" to love you in the first place..