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where the heck is the other one




patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 8:57 AM CST
Three Irish guys go into a pub, have a few pints and are ready to leave and pay their tab. The bar back brings them a bill for exactly £30.00. Each guy gives him a tenner, and they leave.

When the bar back hands the £30.00 to the bartender, he is told a mistake was made. The bill was only £25.00, not £30.00. The bartender gives the bar back five £1.00 notes and tells him to take it back to the 3 Irish guys.

On their way out of the pub, the bar back has a thought... these guys did not give him a tip. (Editor's note: yes, I know they do not generally tip in Ireland, please just play along…) He figures that since there is no way to split £5.00 evenly three ways anyhow, he will keep two pounds for himself and give them back three pounds.

OK! So far so good!

He taps one of the guys on the shoulder and explains about a mix up in the bill, and hands the guy the three pounds, then departs with his two-pound tip in his pocket.

Now the fun begins!

Remember £30-£25=£5 Right? £5-£3=£2 Right?
So what's the problem?
All is well, right?
Not quite… Answer this:
Each of the three guys originally gave £10.00 each.
They each got back £1.00 in change.
That means they paid £9.00 each, which times three is £27.00.
The delivery boy kept £2.00 for a tip.
£27.00 plus £2.00 equals £29.00.
Where the heck is t
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darlynda
new tazewell, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 9:00 AM CST
laugh confused
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 9:37 AM CST
well if you take 25 and divide it by 3 = 8.34 and if you x that by 3 that = 25.02

but since the bill was only 25 that left 2 in the bartenders pocket and a 1 for each of the guys.

Well am I right? dunno
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:03 AM CST
Well??? dunno
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:05 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
Well???

Havent got a clue ANurse Was never any good at maths
I reckon you must be right professor
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:06 AM CST
patrickD wrote:
Havent got a clue ANurse Was never any good at maths
I reckon you must be right


your right, I am not good at math. laugh
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:11 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
your right, I am not good at math.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Bet youre better than me
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:19 AM CST
patrickD wrote:
Bet youre better than me


okay bet taken conversing

If I am right I want you to sail me around the world on a luxurious yacht. yay
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:21 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
okay bet taken

If I am right I want you to sail me around the world on a luxurious yacht.


Ok start packing cos I reckon youre right,,grin wine
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RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:22 AM CST
far easier to blame it on the EU, those bastards are always scimming off money to help some sod except melaugh
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:26 AM CST
patrickD wrote:
Ok start packing cos I reckon youre right,,


I know I am right cause I failed general math in high school 3 times but the teachers wanted to get rid of me so they let me graduate anyway. I cheated my way through algebra in college. cool


going to pack super





laugh
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:27 AM CST
trust me though a woman can count money rolling on the floor laughing
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:30 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
I know I am right cause I failed general math in high school 3 times but the teachers wanted to get rid of me so they let me graduate anyway. I cheated my way through algebra in college. going to pack


And there's me thinking you were a mathmatical genious professor

laugh laugh


Dont take long Im on my way cool
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:32 AM CST
patrickD wrote:
And there's me thinking you were a mathmatical genious




Dont take long Im on my way



and what port of call shall I meet you? And by the way all expense is on you. devil grin
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:35 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
and what port of call shall I meet you? And by the way all expense is on you.


Ok no probs but have you worked out yet how much it will cost laugh laugh
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:37 AM CST
patrickD wrote:
Ok no probs but have you worked out yet how much it will cost


well no, your the one that has to find a luxurious yacht to rent. yay
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:41 AM CST
I need a drink..cheers
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:44 AM CST
mastic55 wrote:
I need a drink..



puring Mastic a drink pouring a drink



cheers
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:45 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
puring Mastic a drink


oops pouring! D'oh!

you would think I have been drinking laugh
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:45 AM CST
ANurse4U wrote:
well no, your the one that has to find a luxurious yacht to rent.

Oops! Forgot about that
Would a fishing boat do? yay
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