Posted: Jul 1, 2008, 12:31 PM CST
Observation: Women go nuts once a month, men go nuts twice a day.
Conclusion: We're all crazy. Deal with it!
Observation: Whenever there's a problem, its the man's fault.
Conclusion: It keeps the peace and makes everyone happy. This is why God gave women broad hips and men broad shoulders. Broad hips to carry all the babies, and broad shoulders to carry all the blame.