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I'm a floater. Wait until I turn up in your toilet bowl...

I couldnt swim if my life depended on it..

So i am a Sinker

I'm a floater. Wait until I turn up in your toilet bowl...

and hahaha @ floater or sinker..

Bollox...its fat!!!!

so you're saying........

Just realised I have got people to come on line and admit to being "floaters"!!!!!!

I sink like a stone in water,
but float like a butterfly on
the rock.
No spare tyre on me to keep
me afloat.

Just realised I have got people to come on line and admit to being "floaters"!!!!!!

I think the sinker would float if they saw JAWS!!!

so you're saying........

If you want to sink all you have to do is exhale the air from your lungs!!

If you want to stay under water a while there's bound to be some Navy SEAL footage available on the web to show you how to ambush people on lilos in the local swimming baths.

For all those about to stalk poor swimmers now, i ask you is it really clever and remember to buy the clip to put over your nose, it makes the urge to breath through your nose so much easier!!

Yes, I am...what do you say?

hahaah! quite likely

.....missing butt kicking emot. here

They would walk on water then.

That ok Kissme ... I bet Eric would save you ...Every single time!!

I have discovered today that I am not alone!!! Apparently some people just can't float ...
All to do with the density of the body!!! I can apparently swim (was confirmed today - always thought I couldn't), dive, swim under water, float on my back BUT can't float verically in the water (tread water) It was driving me nuts!!!

So apparently people who are slim AND muscly find it harder to float!!! Because their body is denser!!! Looks like I'm pretty dense coz I don't last more than a second with my mouth above water when I am in treading water position!!!
Still ... keeps me quiet for a while!!

What about you? Are you a floater or a sinker?