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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 5:37 AM CST
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant-shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, ''Sarge''.

The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price.

A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. ''What happened to ole ''Sarge?'' he asked.

''Had to shoot him,'' grumbled the General. ''A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all the damn dog would do was sit on his ass and bark!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 5:58 AM CST
hahah giggle
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 6:40 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
hahah


Well, at someone thought it was funny! ...Kinda'... I guess... yawn laugh

Hi Claire!
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ANurse4U
Memphis, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 6:42 AM CST
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 6:53 AM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
Well, at <least> someone thought it was funny! ...Kinda'... I guess...

Hi Claire!


Where the hells my coffee?!!! mumbling laugh
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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 1:26 PM CST
Geez! Now I'm killing my own threads!


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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant-shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, ''Sarge''.

The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price.

A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. ''What happened to ole ''Sarge?'' he asked.

''Had to shoot him,'' grumbled the General. ''A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all the damn dog would do was sit on his ass and bark!

Nice one Kansan!! applause

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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
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