Funny Stuff To Do In A Store....Request a personal shopping assistant.
Order ten pounds of corned beef at the deli counter, sliced extra thin. Walk away during the slicing of the final pound, whistling.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
Dump out a container of liquid laundry detergent and report the spill to customer service. Repeat immediately in another aisle.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all thespray air fresheners.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
Try to purchase one grape. Repeat until the laughter subsides and they feel obligated to start charging you.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to “boobs”.
Order a dozen live lobsters and set them free throughout the store. (After removing the rubber bands from their claws, of course.)
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses.
When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi. I haven’t seen you in so long.” etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them ‘Bob’, and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).
Empty a bottle of aspirin all over the floor and lie down next to it.
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say “BEEP” in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items.
Leave small, expensive, easy-to-scan products in other people’s carts.
Try these some day if you ever get bored while shopping!!!!!!!!!!!....
