IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION....WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n. female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n. female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can
watch and get really turned on.
CLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n. female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising
to the upper levels in business.
male: What would really be great at work since that hot
babe took over the office one flight up.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for
a weekend with the guys.
BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing
manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning (and farting).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with
one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression
and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2
minutes.
TASTE (tayst) v. female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has
gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
