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Toilet Walls Graffiti:

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Toilet Walls Graffiti:

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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:12 PM CST


I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
-- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
--Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York , New York .

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .


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Justme4uok
Northern CA, California USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:17 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I've seen some of these on the walls...
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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:38 PM CST
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
#6 really hit me funny......but all were good : )
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thewall2
montreal, Quebec Canada
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 1:12 AM CST
The only thing worse than a toilet wall graffitti.....is a brick wall graffiti.........after I LAYED A BEAUTIFUL BRICK.very mad
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 1:14 AM CST
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There was one someone posted somewhere the other day that said.. (toilet wall)


I F*cked your dad

then underneath someone had written..

Go home mum!!


laugh
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 8:42 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
-- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
--Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York , New York .

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .


A man's ambition must be small

To want his name on a s..t house waqll
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patrickD
newry Ireland
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 8:42 AM CST
wall
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 8:46 AM CST
"Profanity is a crutch for the inarticulate mother fu**ers!!





After reading this, I included it in all my teaching at the NCO Academy!!
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 8:54 AM CST
That was the gem from that post....the long version is:

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I did your dad...."

...the retort was:

"Go home mom, you're drunk!"

....Brilliant!!!!.....


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Claayer wrote:
There was one someone posted somewhere the other day that said.. (toilet wall)I F*cked your dad

then underneath someone had written..

Go home mum!!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 9:22 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
That was the gem from that post....the long version is:

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I did your dad...."

...the retort was:

"Go home mom, you're drunk!"

....Brilliant!!!!.....


Oh thats it! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 9:41 AM CST
Statement: I am7.5 in by 5 inch

Response


Great....but how big is your dick!!


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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 9:43 AM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
Statement: I am7.5 in by 5 inch

ResponseGreat....but how big is your dick!!



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