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Mad Wife Disease




HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:16 PM CST
Her husband was sitting on the couch watching TV, he never saw it coming when she smacked the back of his head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation '

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold

When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?'

She replied..

'Your horse called.'
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wolfpack
post falls, Idaho USA
Posted: Jul 2, 2008, 8:39 PM CST
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 12:09 AM CST
hahaha rolling on the floor laughing
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freespirit22
kildare, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 12:13 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
Her husband was sitting on the couch watching TV, he never saw it coming when she smacked the back of his head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation '

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold

When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?'

She replied..

'Your horse called.'
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so funny !!!!!
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 12:16 AM CST
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sticking out tongue
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 3:35 AM CST
I quess this is why so many people have muliple cell phones on the family plan?

Not me, I would never do that....sticking out tongue

Zee
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munch
T town, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 3:38 AM CST
Karma's a wicked mistress.laugh
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darlynda
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Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 5:02 AM CST
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Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 5:38 AM CST
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Sliema, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 12:07 PM CST
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Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 1:13 PM CST
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