Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 12:34 AM CST
A small slender woman walks into an antique store and starts to browse around the furniture. Eventually she ends up in front of a large mirror. As she is admiring it, the proprietor comes up and informs her that it is no ordinary mirror, that in fact, it is a magic mirror that will grant her, her every wish.
Without hestation she purchases the mirror, rushes home and hangs it on the bedroom door.
Then she rips off all her clothes, stands in front of the mirror and says
"MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE DOOR, MAKE MINE - 44's"!!!!!!!!!!!
BAA BOOM - BAA BOOM
She has a beautiful set of bazoombers. As she is running around the house admiring herself, her husband comes home, sees her, and asks, "Where did you get those?" She delightly tells him about the mirror on the bedroom door - before she can even finish telling him about the mirror, he's gone, running upstairs, tripping three times before he gets to the top, runs into the bedroom and pulls down his pants.
With great anticipation he screams at the mirror
"MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE DOOR, MAKE MY TALLEYWHACKER TOUCH THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and his legs fell off !!