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Burglary Trial

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Burglary Trial

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 1:22 PM CST
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”

The man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked.

“They’re people just like you – your equals.”

“Forget it,” retorted the defendant. “I don’t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 3, 2008, 1:23 PM CST
p_seg wrote:
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”

The man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked.

“They’re people just like you – your equals.”

“Forget it,” retorted the defendant. “I don’t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”



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