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Brother Wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Clause, 'Send me a Brother....'
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER....'

Meaning Of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!'

Importance of PERIOD
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of Period?'
Kid: 'Yah, once my sister said she has missed one, my Mom fainted, Dad got a Heart attack & our Driver ran away.'

Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between Confident and Confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I am confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is Confidential!.'

Anger Management
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your Toothbrush!'

great paul thank you

i use ur toothbrush

what???

and can you explain how you use my toothbrush, when you're in Ireland and I'm in Malta?

Great stuff..

Hi lilly!!

i robbed out ur flat at the Dublin meet back in January....

i'm a cat burglar