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Aries: As clumsy as you sometimes are there is no way to avoid the things you'll be running into this week. You know how much you love to just run through them or over them because the shortest path takes less time and leaves more time for all those other things you can charge, like new cloths, new entertainment equipment, furniture, etc.. Watch who you're stepping on or over, in your quests this week, one could just be a very important person in your future. He or she wears a nametag or plays tag or looks rag tag. Ya, I couldn't figure it out either.
Taurus: You're not accustomed to boisterous cheering and outward displays of affection; but this week may find you doing just that. Yes, those cute little emoticons make it look like you're jumping for joy and smitten. Usually its the way you feel inside, but outside you're keeping your cool. Buy some tear away clothing for the week, let your inside out... or is it, let the outside in ..
You could rewrite the kama sutra this week or at the very least translate it into your own language that works oh so well with a partner.
Gemini: You have lots to say this week. And how is this different from other weeks you ask? Well it seems as though others are actually hearing you! And that's different for sure. On top of that, this week it's more important that you're being heard too. In order to realize this though, and this is the tricky part, you'll have to shut up and just observe how well your words are sinking in. You can do it! Deep breaths!
Cancer: Your shell feels really comfy this week, even with the atrophy thats spreading in your body because of it. You know this isn't good for you but what can you do? Lots of things!! Jump in the tub, close the shower doors, splash around. Or clean up your shell, vacuuming is muscle toning! Rent a dozen movies, throw away the remote so you actually have to get up to change the controls. Install a new window, or clean the one in your head, the one that looks out into the world and begs you to come out.
Leo: While it seems you've been getting the royal bums rush in your life lately, it has really been life subtely pushing you in the direction of your deserved throne. It's not easy; but, keep your eyes on the prize. You'll notice in the distance the faint rumblings of success again, you've felt it for a couple of weeks now. Of course some negative leos wil be sensing storms and the wagons of hell, but few Leos indulge them, fortuneately for you.
Virgo: Being astute and rather clever will come in handy again this week. Once in a while though, you're better off indulging your stupid side, letting your imperfections show and just generally having fun. Let the dust bunnies rule for a week, let the cloths piles own your bathroom, let other people mess you up and have a good laugh. By week's end, you'll find being neat and tidy isn't the only important thing in life, in fact its the least.