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HORRIBLE DATE STORIES

Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 9:57 AM CST
i think the title is self - explanatory...what's the worst date u have ever been on?
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 9:58 AM CST
I told this one today. One where his mouth smelt like the shit fairies had visited in there. Bloody shocking it was you could smell it a mile away
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 9:59 AM CST



Which time span? 95 to 00 or 00 to 08?
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Emanuellla
heaven city Timor-Leste
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:00 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I told this one today. One where his mouth smelt like the shit fairies had visited in there. Bloody shocking it was you could smell it a mile away


u should have offered him some chewing gumgrin drinking comfort wave
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:00 AM CST
She claimed to be in support of "equality" between men and women, yet she would not pay her fair share...sigh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:01 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I told this one today. One where his mouth smelt like the shit fairies had visited in there. Bloody shocking it was you could smell it a mile away



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing uh oh!
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:01 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I told this one today. One where his mouth smelt like the shit fairies had visited in there. Bloody shocking it was you could smell it a mile away


I was wondering what that smell was.... I thought it was the Ohio River.

I have never had a bad date.... just a lot of learning experiences.thumbs up

Zee
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:01 AM CST
Emanuellla wrote:
u should have offered him some chewing gum
He was way past the gum stage believe me. He needed some drano or something uh oh!
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:01 AM CST
Zeelander wrote:
I was wondering what that smell was.... I thought it was the Ohio River.

I have never had a bad date.... just a lot of learning experiences.

Zee



If that's the case, I'm the smartest son of a bitch on here.rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:02 AM CST
well, here is mine:

the guy dug his nose all throughout dinner...and ate with his mouth open. YES...IT WAS A BLIND DATE. i have learnt my lesson :-(
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:02 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
He was way past the gum stage believe me. He needed some drano or something


hahaha!! laugh
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RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:02 AM CST
I went out with someone who turned out to be a religious maniac and she said she had a religious vision! I ordered many more drinks and watched the show!!laugh

Mind you at first she was going to be a serial killer and cut off my head and use my skin to make a lampshade so you always have to look for the positives in any story.

I got home safe without even loosing a testicle.
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abbeyroad
London, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:03 AM CST
crystal_2010 wrote:
i think the title is self - explanatory...what's the worst date u have ever been on?


With a Canadian man called Charles from Montreal who revealed he is a Manic Depressive, was being made redundant, going through a divorce and was totally overbearing and so angry at the world in addition to all the other problems he experienced in his life. I needed a rest to recover from the experience.
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:03 AM CST
crystal_2010 wrote:
well, here is mine:

the guy dug his nose all throughout dinner...and ate with his mouth open. YES...IT WAS A BLIND DATE. i have learnt my lesson :-(



thumbs down
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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:03 AM CST
RobbieM wrote:
I went out with someone who turned out to be a religious maniac and she said she had a religious vision! I ordered many more drinks and watched the show!!

Mind you at first she was going to be a serial killer and cut off my head and use my skin to make a lampshade so you always have to look for the positives in any story.

I got home safe without even loosing a testicle.


the testicles...yes...so precious :-)
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:03 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
If that's the case, I'm the smartest son of a bitch on here.


Stand in line. cheers

Zee
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Emanuellla
heaven city Timor-Leste
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:04 AM CST
crystal_2010 wrote:
the testicles...yes...so precious :-)


they have no more precious treasuregiggle giggle hole
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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:04 AM CST

does the thumbs down mean i don't qualify for sympathy? lol
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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:04 AM CST
I went with this guy who keep threating me everytime we went out. I went to his place to look in the paper for a movie, as we were sitting there he told me not to look at him as my face was making him sick. I got up and went home, he phoned and asked why I left as I had spoiled his evening.
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:04 AM CST
crystal_2010 wrote:
well, here is mine:

the guy dug his nose all throughout dinner...and ate with his mouth open. YES...IT WAS A BLIND DATE. i have learnt my lesson :-(
I would have freakin walked out. It is not hard to show simple table manners.
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