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Indiana dating
Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:05 AM CST
crystal_2010 wrote:
does the thumbs down mean i don't qualify for sympathy? lol



No, that was for the dude picking his nose and eating w/his mouth open... laugh
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Alberta dating
kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:05 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
I went with this guy who keep threating me everytime we went out. I went to his place to look in the paper for a movie, as we were sitting there he told me not to look at him as my face was making him sick. I got up and went home, he phoned and asked why I left as I had spoiled his evening.
Same guy went with him for a ride and he went into the mountains, he said if he wanted to he could just push me off. This is the same guy when I got married still wanted to see me on the side. Said get lost.
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India dating
crystal_2010
Bangalore India
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:06 AM CST
Emanuellla wrote:
they have no more precious treasure

yeah...some of them...their brain seems to be WAY down there.

my mother was recently giving me some typical indian "man getting" techniques and said that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach...MAN OH MAN IS HER ADVICE OUTDATED OR WHAT? lol.
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Arizona singles
HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:06 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
If that's the case, I'm the smartest son of a bitch on here.




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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New South Wales singles
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:06 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
I went with this guy who keep threating me everytime we went out. I went to his place to look in the paper for a movie, as we were sitting there he told me not to look at him as my face was making him sick. I got up and went home, he phoned and asked why I left as I had spoiled his evening.
Phucken Physco.uh oh! was he on weekend release from the funny farm.
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England personals
ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:06 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
I went with this guy who keep threating me everytime we went out. I went to his place to look in the paper for a movie, as we were sitting there he told me not to look at him as my face was making him sick. I got up and went home, he phoned and asked why I left as I had spoiled his evening.


Wow that might be just cause to remove a testicle or two!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Indiana dating
Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Phucken Physco. was he on weekend release from the funny farm.







You promised not to tell.






















(I've heard that line before...) laugh laugh
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
Personally, I love blind date. What an adventure. The things you see and hear. The stories you can tell your grandchildren...... oops, scratch the last one.

Zee
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New South Wales singles
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
crystal_2010 wrote:
yeah...some of them...their brain seems to be WAY down there.

my mother was recently giving me some typical indian "man getting" techniques and said that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach...MAN OH MAN IS HER ADVICE OUTDATED OR WHAT? lol.
scold Not always true I have met some wonderful people (male) that I am still friends with. And they know not to try it on and respect that.
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:07 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
I went with this guy who keep threating me everytime we went out. I went to his place to look in the paper for a movie, as we were sitting there he told me not to look at him as my face was making him sick. I got up and went home, he phoned and asked why I left as I had spoiled his evening.


Omg.. what a whacko!... you had a lucky escape Kits
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England dating
RobbieM
Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I would have freakin walked out. It is not hard to show simple table manners.


I'd have ordered a really good meal like a huge spaghetti bolognaise and then dumped it on his head, then walked out the door.

When someones breath stinks like a storm drain in summer its not a nice thing.
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India dating
crystal_2010
Bangalore India
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
No, that was for the dude picking his nose and eating w/his mouth open...


good for me because i remember another bad dating story...i went out with a professor (yes, i have made some BAD choices) and he lectured me during the date on reasons for adverse balance of payments. i tried to SUBTLY tell him what the point of a date was...but nope...damn know it alls
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Alberta dating
kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Phucken Physco. was he on weekend release from the funny farm.
He thought he was some kind of big shot as he drove(what is that fancy big car) would tell stories of how his friends were trying to get into the Italian mfaia and were rejected as did not kill enough cops.
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England personals
ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
Worst date was someone I met on CS... He thought first date meant access to all areas...

I felt as if I had met an octupus instead of a man...

dunno
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England dating
Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:08 AM CST
ltlmstrouble wrote:
Wow that might be just cause to remove a testicle or two!!!


Yeah... with a stiletto devil
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New South Wales singles
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
RobbieM wrote:
I'd have ordered a really good meal like a huge spaghetti bolognaise and then dumped it on his head, then walked out the door.

When someones breath stinks like a storm drain in summer its not a nice thing.
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Zeelander
Louisville, Kentucky USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
NOTE TO SELF: No dating here...... someone will tell on you.sticking out tongue

Zee
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New South Wales singles
sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
Yeah... with a stiletto
devil uh oh! devil
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India dating
crystal_2010
Bangalore India
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:09 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Not always true I have met some wonderful people (male) that I am still friends with. And they know not to try it on and respect that.


lol...ok...yeah...i have met a few good men myself. few being the keyword.lol.
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TimorLeste personals
Emanuellla
heaven city Timor-Leste
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:10 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
He thought he was some kind of big shot as he drove(what is that fancy big car) would tell stories of how his friends were trying to get into the Italian mfaia and were rejected as did not kill enough cops.


he watched too many movieslaugh laugh laugh
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