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Sounds like a good trade....

I thought the semen dress was blue.

How many Presidents have had blow jobs in the office, do you think? (If truth were told?)

Monica Lewinsky told the truth. How many interns give blow jobs, if asked. Granted, W is icky...maybe that's why Guantanamo is an issue!

Everyone wants me to take a job in the nursing home. I've cared for relatives with infections and the smell is nasty, but crap is really bad and makes me gag. I'd rather smell gangrene, rotting flesh and deal with it, than crap.

Go figure, crap makes me puke, rotting flesh, not so much.

If I had to work in a nursing home, I'd be puking all the time. I really hate crap.

So, what brand would you all recommend I've tried most of them and am really confused. Is Charmin really the softest? How 'bout Angel Soft? Scott really does last a bit longer, but I find it a little harsh to my delicate behind.......

Back in the old days we had a Sears Roebuck catalog on the floor in the one holer out back..

I would not want to go anywhere where I could not get tolit paper. That is why I have never gone camping, the wild nature is not for me.

I highly recommend the Wal-Mart brand....cheap enough that you can buy ointment for your sensitive tush!! And I will volunteer to apply it!!



Hey....what are friends for???

i was looking for the punch line

Oh thank you Ship.

Love Andrex toilet tissue, one of the best on the market ! A male friend once asked me why did I buy an expensive toilet roll, my answer to him was " If you had to wipe yourself umpteen times a day, wouldn't you like it to be soft? no answer after that