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I thought this was funny




Partiro
Naas, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 6:44 PM CST
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says..."Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!"

The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 6:47 PM CST
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Partiro
Naas, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 6:51 PM CST
Thanks Claayer, love the hat btw
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 6:51 PM CST
Partiro wrote:
Thanks Claayer, love the hat btw


hahah thankyou wave
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boredguy
dublin, Kildare Ireland
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 6:51 PM CST
Don't get that joke wasn't really funny mumbling mumbling like doesn't he not already have a twelve inch pianist.. doesn't everyone????sticking out tongue sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 7:26 PM CST
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kismat
national park, Waikato New Zealand
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 8:40 PM CST
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 8:45 PM CST


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Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 8:57 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing time to get another genie, or at least advice before wishingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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res123
Bloomington, Indiana USA
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 6:10 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing Very good stuff rolling on the floor laughing
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EnSilencio
Almunecar, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 6:14 AM CST
Partiro wrote:
"Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing :slaps lap emot:
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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
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Posted: Aug 14, 2008, 6:27 AM CST
Yeah, but how many men have a 12 inch pianist that plays anything, much less Mozart?
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