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I know a few women on C.S. that would do something like this


Who Is The Smarter Sex?
This may be one clear indication of who is the smarter sex............
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and
it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but
amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing
left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely;
this must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it
and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then
handing it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait
for the police..."

Now who here would do something like that?????

Hmmmm...

aghhhh women they always are sneaky...

Brilliant!

Yes, you are..

Hi Mr. Grinch!

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!! There goes another surprise, you said you were going to bed 15 minutes ago..

I think what happened was God created man....He looked at man..................
He listened to man...........Then God said I can do so much better than this................God created perfection

Us "Old Farts" stay up and try to surprise some and it don't work. And here it is almost 20 minutes past my bedtime..

The neighbors will be reporting me to "them", because my lights are on so late....

"Perfection"????

Yes, that would be woman

Guess I need new glasses.... What the hell, I am old and senile..

You are the one over a hundred

Yes dear, 122 to be exact..

I think I will just keep my comments to myself. The energy that will be need to create the hot water I would getmyself in will be too costly.

Zee

Men can be smart sometimes

Yes you know the one....

The draft before the masterpiece JK'ng course there are some smart men who put us on pedastals like the princesses we are

Good Morning all
Peaches

An excellent example of womens forward thinking

<- Comforts the mere mortal male emoticon

Man Smart (Woman Smarter)

I say let us put man and a woman together
To find out which one is smarter
Some say man but I say no
The woman got the man de day should know

And not me but the people they say
That de man are leading de women astray
But I say, that the women of today
Smarter than the man in every way
That’s right de woman is uh smarter
That’s right de woman is uh smarter
That’s right de woman is uh smarter, that’s right, that’s right

Ever since the world began
Woman was always teaching man
And I you listen to my bid attentively
I goin’ tell you how she smarter than me

Samson was the strongest man long ago
No one could a beat him, as we all know
Until he clash with Deliah on top of the bed
She told them all the strength was in the hair of his head

You meet a girl at a pretty dance
Thinking that you would stand a chance
Take her home, thinking she’s alone
Open de door you find her husband home

I was treating a girl independently
She was making baby for me
When de baby born and I went to see
Eyes was blue it was not by me

Garden of Eden was very nice
Adam never work in Paradise
Eve meet snake, Paradise gone
She make Adam work from that day on

Methusaleh spent all his life in tears
Lived without a woman for 900 years
One day he decided to have some fun
The poor man never lived to see 900 and one







KING RADIO
Harry Belafonte

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