Posted: Jul 4, 2008, 10:30 PM CST
Two Canadians were opening a Bistro in Dublin´s Temple Bar. While waiting for the tables and chairs to be delivered, they sat down on the floor drinking coffee when a drunk passed by and asked "What are ye sellin, lads" "Arsehole´s says one Canhead, laughing to his mate. " well done " says the drunk, " yer doing well, there´s only two left"