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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 6:34 AM CST
My uncle bought the super monster giant deluxe big ass fireworks pack. The family, friends and other folks all came over for a BBQ. All went well until time for fireworks. Rockets boom, fire crakers pop, smoke bombs smoke......etc.....

My uncle loves Roman Candles because of their aiming properties. He takes all the Roman Candles and shoots anyone close by his hiding spot the old tree in the back yard.

When it is time for people to leave. My uncle is still playing with his Roman Candles. My aunt tells him,"You need to come now!" and my uncle said," Ok! I am.... but my balls are still shooting now!"

It got quiet............ untill someone snickered!



Happy 4th!grin
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riyablossom
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Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 6:37 AM CST
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 6:40 AM CST
wave Hello! bouquet of flowers
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WhatUwish4
Jacksonville, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 5, 2008, 6:51 AM CST
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