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Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

Missouri singles
rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:32 AM CST
Tell Us your problems... Myself and others will tell you how to really screw up your life.. Just in case you haven't already figured out how to do it yourself!!rolling on the floor laughing

Heres my first problem...

I am shy when I first meet a gal.. How can I overcome this?
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:34 AM CST
Show her your package and you won't be shy no more....


I have a very itchy rectum...what is the deal???
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:34 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:

I am shy when I first meet a gal.. How can I overcome this?
Be honest, tell her how you really feel. That you want to f*** her brains out. That's always a good ice breaker.
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:37 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Be honest, tell her how you really feel. That you want to f*** her brains out. That's always a good ice breaker.


thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing That usually works honestly!

I could just say... would you show me your tits?!
or like some of the threads here.. just walk up to a gal I don't know and ask her..

Do you like anal?grin
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
Show her your package and you won't be shy no more....I have a very itchy rectum...what is the deal???


Just rub some orange juice on it and it will feel just fantastic!!devil
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Be honest, tell her how you really feel. That you want to f*** her brains out. That's always a good ice breaker.


Tell us your problems so we can help destroy your life also!laugh
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:39 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
That usually works honestly!

I could just say... would you show me your tits?!
or like some of the threads here.. just walk up to a gal I don't know and ask her..

Do you like anal?
dunno No kidding, that must work with enough women, they keep doing it. grin
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:41 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
That usually works honestly!

I could just say... would you show me your tits?!
or like some of the threads here.. just walk up to a gal I don't know and ask her..

Do you like anal?
anal, squirrels, stuff like that...cheers
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:42 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Just rub some orange juice on it and it will feel just fantastic!!
ok brb will go tryit....
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
ok brb will go tryit....


If that don't work,, you might want to try the entire orange up your bottom!thumbs up shock
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:45 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Tell us your problems so we can help destroy your life also!
Ummm, ok.

How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes? dunno
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:46 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Ummm, ok.

How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?


Thats an easy one.. never say NO!!!
Just spread em right there on the floor no matter where you are!
No more misunderstandings!!!cheering
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Sienne
Chico, California USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:47 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Ummm, ok.
How do I get a guy to understand that no means no and yes means yes?

No idea. I certainly haven't been able to figure it out. Good luck with that. And post back if you find out how it's done. wink
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Thats an easy one.. never say NO!!!
Just spread em right there on the floor no matter where you are!
No more misunderstandings!!!
rolling on the floor laughing Allrighty, that sounds like that might work! thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
If that don't work,, you might want to try the entire orange up your bottom!
it won't fit...

AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>professor
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
it won't fit...

AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>
Where the eff is the :slap: emoticon!
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:52 AM CST
Sienne wrote:
No idea. I certainly haven't been able to figure it out. Good luck with that. And post back if you find out how it's done.


Just ask him if he has per gerbils!rolling on the floor laughing
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Just ask him if he has per gerbils!


Pet... oops
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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:53 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Where the eff is the :slap: emoticon!
You mean the spank one, let's make one...me and you...peas and broccli...
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
it won't fit...

AND NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS NO>>>>


Bull Chips!!laugh

No means yes and yes means yes_ and if she slaps you it means... I want you right now!!rolling on the floor laughing
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