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i like the way you think....

Always glad to give some bad advice...

Ok, Rasgumby...here's what I need advice on: "Working 3rd shift and with no social life to speak of....how do I end up not ending up being that crazy spinster woman down the street we all hear about?"

Another easy one.

Put a red light in the front bedroom window or maybe even in the front porch light. will get you some activity before you have to go to work.

Then go to church on Sundays wearing a really short mini skirt!

If that don't work....
in all of your free time.. walk around town in chaps with no jeans underneath!!!

If that also fails.....
You might want to shower out in your front yard with cold water

Or you can just move to Missouri!!!
Hint Hint

I certainly don't want THAT kind of attention

Hey girl, read the title of the thread

But at least I didn't tell you to charge for it

But hey........ Honestly. a little extra cash never hurts!!!

I found boobs......what to do know!

You must be flustered,, Having trouble with english

RillyNiceGuy wrote:
I found boobs......what to do know!





Lol ................................... he's certainly having his moments ...... wonder how he'd be with a real woman? All thumbs???

All Boobs are not created equal!!

Especially when they have 400 pounds behind them

Run Forrest run!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Not only boobs.............. He already forgot what else was pictured.......

I taut I taw a puddy tat!

You mean the thing that looked like a coin pouch!

Not all thumbs!

Looked to me like the change most likely all fell out!
I thinkest the closer was wore out!!

piece ...........oops......... I mean peace!

ahhh boobs ahhh booobs ahhhhhbooooooobbssssss

Tell Us your problems... Myself and others will tell you how to really screw up your life.. Just in case you haven't already figured out how to do it yourself!!rolling on the floor laughing

Heres my first problem...

Come on folks..... You have been doing things the wrong-- wrong way.
let others tell you the right wrong way

Ok.... my soon to be ex is giving me all sorts of grief about who gets what.... he wants it all. We even fought over the under £100 fridge we have in our office.

How can I get this sorted before we murder each other?

First you need a drill with a 2 inch bit.
a good heave log chain and lock, huge shovel and flash light with fresh batteries!

first go out in the woods and dig a hole 7 feet by 4 feet by 6 feet deep.
then invite him over for dinner and maybe some play afterwards.
after he has his last supper, lay him on the ground, when he closes his eyes... drill through his forehead.

place the body in the frig and wrap the log chain around it and the lock.
place it in the hole and cover it up.

or.. Option 2. just let him have everything