Worsterist advice ever- come in for the wrong advice!

rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:46 AM CST

MEN.
You can't live with them and you can't run them through a blender!

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riyablossom
somewhere India

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:47 AM CST

hmm ... my problem is i dont like sharing and diffusing problems to the entire non problem stricken lot ...

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:48 AM CST

rasgumby wrote:

First you need a drill with a 2 inch bit.
a good heave log chain and lock, huge shovel and flash light with fresh batteries!

first go out in the woods and dig a hole 7 feet by 4 feet by 6 feet deep.
then invite him over for dinner and maybe some play afterwards.
after he has his last supper, lay him on the ground, when he closes his eyes... drill through his forehead.

place the body in the frig and wrap the log chain around it and the lock.
place it in the hole and cover it up.

or.. Option 2. just let him have everything

LOL as tempting as the first option is, think I would have to go with option 2 and perhaps hire some NI to kneecap him....

Oops did I really type that?

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:51 AM CST

riyablossom wrote:

hmm ... my problem is i dont like sharing and diffusing problems to the entire non problem stricken lot ...

And where have you located that lot??

this is a joke thread.. Make up a silly problem...

or you are free to give some bad advice to others!!!

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riyablossom
somewhere India

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:53 AM CST

rasgumby wrote:

And where have you located that lot??

this is a joke thread.. Make up a silly problem...

or you are free to give some bad advice to others!!!

I know .. i sort of tried.

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:54 AM CST

ltlmstrouble wrote:

LOL as tempting as the first option is, think I would have to go with option 2 and perhaps hire some NI to kneecap him....

Oops did I really type that?

Really, you should just get on your knees and beg him to come back, Tell him that you just don't want to live a life without him!!

do this with a knife to your throat for effect!!

Tell him that his mum can move in with you to, and his girlfriend..

I will think a bit to see if I can come up with some worse advice

Your welcome

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:57 AM CST

OK, problem you all can give me advice on.

I have a new pet- Dog.
He keeps humping everybody's leg, How do I get him to stop??

Make it good..LOL

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mindfful
--, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:58 AM CST

riya i thot it was funny

leave it to you RG to take it all just one step further

xlnt
i wish id have thot of it

but then id have been lynched for it

the girls like the ras

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:11 AM CST

mindfful wrote:

riya i thot it was funny leave it to you RG to take it all just one step further

xlnt
i wish id have thot of it

but then id have been lynched for it

the girls like the ras

So wheres your advice

I don't get it

There is bad advice in most threads, But I give a special spot here for bad advice and so few want to join in

My Daddy always said " If something is worth doing- Its worth doing right"

So I figured.. if we are going to screw up- at least we should do a great job of it!!

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:13 AM CST

mindfful wrote:

riya i thot it was funny leave it to you RG to take it all just one step further

xlnt
i wish id have thot of it

but then id have been lynched for it

the girls like the ras

I've been lynched so many times..... I now just wear the rope as a necktie!

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mindfful
--, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:27 AM CST

ok pal
how much coffee have YOU haaad?

have you been here since last night?

whatever advice i gave at the moment would be snide

shame on me

ok toss me a query

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:36 AM CST

mindfful wrote:

ok pal
how much coffee have YOU haaad?

have you been here since last night?

whatever advice i gave at the moment would be snide

shame on me

ok toss me a query

only one cup... 72 ounces..LOL

No, just woke to early.

query already above, abt my dog.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:41 AM CST

rasgumby wrote:

MEN.
You can't live with them and you can't run them through a blender!

MEN

Can't live with them.. and Can't live with them.

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:50 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

MEN

Can't live with them.. and Can't live with them.

Hey now... By that current picture, I can honestly say... Don't be such a B***H!

( hey folks.. just for the record- She had a dog photo up when I wrote this)

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 10:51 AM CST

rasgumby wrote:

Hey now... By that current picture, I can honestly say... Don't be such a B***H! ( hey folks.. just for the record- She had a dog photo up when I wrote this)

But since you are a dog for now.......... I will let you stick your nose any place you want!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 11:05 AM CST

rasgumby wrote:

Hey now... By that current picture, I can honestly say... Don't be such a B***H! ( hey folks.. just for the record- She had a dog photo up when I wrote this)

hahaha

Good thinking

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 11:05 AM CST

rasgumby wrote:

But since you are a dog for now.......... I will let you stick your nose any place you want!

Aawww thankyou how kind!

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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 11:17 AM CST

how do I get bnatural to leave that other women

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 11:20 AM CST

kitty01 wrote:

how do I get bnatural to leave that other women

Bromide!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 11:21 AM CST

to save you some time.

It has been rumoured (in particular by British troops during world War II, who believed it was regularly added to their tea) that bromide can reduce incidence of erections for males.

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