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***NEW*** RELIGION

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***NEW*** RELIGION

West Virginia personals
bluewolf8514
Angels Haven, West Virginia USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:57 AM CST
OK - I'm starting a new religion, and there is only one thing you have to remember
No 1000 page book to memorize
No off the wall special requirements for certain days of the week
No off limit foods
No fear of being struck down by unseen whatevers

Just one simple sentence

Take responsibility for everything you say and do.

So who wants to join???

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cardsfan24
somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 12:59 AM CST
Jesus Christ is my Savior, he is my Almighty, and the love of my life....thumbs up
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 5:33 AM CST
cardsfan24 wrote:
Jesus Christ is my Savior, he is my Almighty, and the love of my life....
Amen Brother!!!thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 8:20 PM CST
bluewolf8514 wrote:
OK - I'm starting a new religion, and there is only one thing you have to remember
No 1000 page book to memorize
No off the wall special requirements for certain days of the week
No off limit foods
No fear of being struck down by unseen whatevers

Just one simple sentence

Take responsibility for everything you say and do.

So who wants to join???


ME ME ME wave
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 8:21 PM CST
bluewolf8514 wrote:
OK - I'm starting a new religion, and there is only one thing you have to remember
No 1000 page book to memorize
No off the wall special requirements for certain days of the week
No off limit foods
No fear of being struck down by unseen whatevers

Just one simple sentence

Take responsibility for everything you say and do.

So who wants to join???


I've been a member for quite awhile now.......wink angel grin
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 8:22 PM CST
Call me Arch Bishop Shipoker
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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 8:24 PM CST
I have no use for religion, BUT I live by the golden rule and this principal as well.cool
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Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 8:24 PM CST
yeah i think its called maturity


but good luck with it
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Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 8:47 PM CST
Would not "LOVE ONE ANOTHER" be included in your religion?


This is what I live by. Jesus Christ is LORD!!!
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:11 PM CST
I love as many people as possible!!devil
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Posted: Jul 7, 2008, 9:11 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
I love as many people as possible!!


pig
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crotalus_p
Rush , Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 8, 2008, 5:06 AM CST
HealthyLiving wrote:
Would not "LOVE ONE ANOTHER" be included in your religion?


Nope in this religion you have the right to be grumpy and not like people if you want grin
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ioobill
norman, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 12:40 PM CST
everybody needs somebody even if it is imaginary
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ioobill
norman, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 12:41 PM CST
bluewolf8514 wrote:
OK - I'm starting a new religion, and there is only one thing you have to remember
No 1000 page book to memorize
No off the wall special requirements for certain days of the week
No off limit foods
No fear of being struck down by unseen whatevers

Just one simple sentence

Take responsibility for everything you say and do.

So who wants to join???


I'm with you Blue
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Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 12:45 PM CST
this is so silly
jesus' teachings are all about self awareness, amends being responsible

???

take your own inventory
that was jesus' offer for peace
not poke oter people-

just because people have misused some of the book doesnt mean thats what the book says


if anyone ever took responsibility for themselves and made a most compassionate choice-
if you look at it all on paper-see it as just a story if you like
it was that character called jesus

im just saying

there are many good characteristicsa there that might help in life as a practice...confused
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Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 12:46 PM CST
ok yes i can see this is not a good typing day
my right side is numb

gaaarvery mad
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 12:47 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
pig



haha!! but a cute pig!!!sticking out tongue
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Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 12:52 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
this is so silly
jesus' teachings are all about self awareness, amends being responsible

???

take your own inventory
that was jesus' offer for peace
not poke oter people-

just because people have misused some of the book doesnt mean thats what the book saysif anyone ever took responsibility for themselves and made a most compassionate choice-
if you look at it all on paper-see it as just a story if you like
it was that character called jesus

im just saying

there are many good characteristicsa there that might help in life as a practice...



applause Said with excellence!!!

And if we so choose, we may clothe ourselves in this same character!

I will join blue too!bouquet of flowers
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Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 1:03 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
haha!! but a cute pig!!!


adorable

i made that remark weeks ago-it still stands on its own











haunches
rolling on the floor laughing
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solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: Aug 4, 2008, 1:04 PM CST
Does your 'new church' have a name? Does it have any hymns?
Does it take collections at any meetings and if so, what do you collect?
Do you do any type of 'charity work'? Bored minds, simple minds and those who may not even have a mind of their own need to know; they would need specifics...lots of details.... now is your chance to throw some light on your church and no, not by flashlight, please!
Go for it!%D
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