RillyNiceGuy wrote:A redneck goes to the doctor to be circumcision. The doctor told him it would cost $300.00 he told the doctor that was too much.
He goes to the next doctor and once again too much.
He goes to every doctor around and the cheapest was $250.00 which was too much.
He thought about it for a while and then he decide to do it himself. So with the chop axe he swings.
Yup! It was too much!
Two Americans on the last day of their trip to Switzerland, want to do some shopping. What is Switzerland famous for they ask each other. Wrist watches, one replies. They look around and notice this store with several watches and clocks displayed in its window.
The two walk in. They can't see any watches inside the shop. A desk, a sitting area and a wide curtain. They ring the bell on the desk and a fatherly figure with a bushy mustache and gray hair in white over coat appears from behind the curtain.
Hello, can I help you he says.
Well, we're here to check out some watches they reply.
We do not sell any watches here the man replies back.
Well, what do you sell?
We don't sell anything
What do you do? the American tourists ask with great deal of curiosity
We are a circumcision center, the man in white coat says
But why do you have watches and clocks in the window ?
Well, the man says, What do you suppose we should display instead???
